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I don’t want to be mean, but if you’re a famous actress you need to set some standards for yourself. There’s gotta be a point where you look in the mirror, see this, and go, “I really need to lose some weight.” I don’t want to throw around the word “obese,” but if she packs on any more pounds she’s gonna need an intervention from Oprah. I’ve got a t-shirt that says “Fatties are gross” which pretty much sums up how Keira Knightley should feel about herself. It’s got a picture of a cow going “Moo” and everything.

More of Keira Knightley with her boyfriend - who I’m pretty sure is a vampire - after the jump.

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Britney Spears might not get paid the alleged $400,000 appearance fee for her New Year’s “work” at Pure in Las Vegas because they say she violated the contract by not spending enough time there.

“Britney failed to spend the agreed amount of time in the club, because she had to be helped out after collapsing,” alleges a close source. The tipster also says the club is “furious” with her because of her PR spin that she merely fell asleep - implying the place is boring.

That’s why you don’t hire Britney Spears. For anything. Ever. I thought she could handle working at Burger King once, but at the end of the day I had twenty seven complaints from customers who had all been served shoes.

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