Paris Hilton’s attorney entered in a not guilty plea for her today to charges of misdemeanor driving under the influence. She was arrested in September when police saw her “driving erratically” and pulled her over for a sobriety test where she blew a 0.08, the minimum legal limit for California. If convicted she would face a fine, enrollment in an alcohol-rehabilitation program, and a possible license suspension since she’s a first time offender.

And here’s Paris Hilton’s droopy boob falling out as she inspects her brand new Bentley which she dented last night. If breasts were alive, Paris Hilton’s would be on life support, struggling to breathe and speak as all the other healthy breasts merrily bounced on by. If I ran into them on the street a single tear would run down my cheek as my heart broke for how pitiful they looked.

A few more shots after the jump. Just click the blurred images for the NSFW uncensored versions.

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Angelina Jolie says she loves her adopted children differently than her biological one because they’ve led such hard lives and Shiloh is just a “privileged blob.” She tells Elle magazine:

“I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this… yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality… I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

Guess Angelina Jolie isn’t the greatest person since Mr. T after all. First there was that comment where she complained about the cost of kids and now this. And why is Brad Pitt always morphing into his girlfriends? He might as well be wearing an Angelina Jolie mask here.

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She’s got a nice body and all, but Gisele Bundchen is starting to look a little too much like a man than I’m comfortable with. Unlike the chick standing behind her, who I’m pretty sure was designed by God to be the ultimate sex object. They look like twin sisters, only one of them got all the good DNA and the other got all the leftovers. It’s just like that movie, except Danny DeVito’s character is being played by a woman in red and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character is being played by a transvestite.

A ton more of Gisele Bundchen playing with her dogs in her bikini after the jump.

EDIT: Turns out that’s Leonardo DiCaprio’s mom in the red. What a strange and bizarre world we live in.

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Paris Hilton says she’s getting serious about her acting and has been preparing for her role in The Hottie and the Nottie by reading “The Power of the Actor.” She tells Hello! magazine:

“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress,” Hilton explained. “It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Reading something called “The Power of the Actor” and thinking you’re a substantial actress is the equivalent of making a space helmet out of cardboard and thinking you’re an astronaut. It’s cute she takes herself so seriously, but Paris Hilton is about as likely to become an actual actress as she is to give birth to a piano. And if I had to make a bet I’d go with the piano. She’s had so many penises in there I’m sure the dimensions of her vagina would line up just right.

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Christina Aguilera has some how become too generous for sometime now. The singer first bought some gifts for Britney’s kids and then for Sean P. Diddy’s kids and now comes the news that her Santa tales don’t just end with that. She actually sent her kickboxing instructor for a holiday in Hawaii along with his wife. Why??? Quite simple… the instructor got her in to a fabulous shape and she rewarded him with the all-expenses paid Christmas holiday.

Friends of the singer say that she actually heard the instructor talk on the phone saying he doesn’t have enough money to go to Hawaii and compete in a kickboxing tourney out there. And the next thing you know is that the singer actually arranged not just for the instructor to go to Hawaii and participate in the tourney but also for a holiday along with his wife… Christina next time you wanna learn something do contact me… I’d love it baby…

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