the guy behind her is smiling… maybe she just got creeped out. 

I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Lindsay Lohan was running down a Miami street in her bikini last week, but I’ve given up trying to understand why she does the things she does. In her mind there was probably a shark chasing her down in a go-kart. Or maybe she thought the creepy half-naked guy behind her was a chupacabra. With her mental capacity I’m just surprised she was on her feet, and not lying on her belly trying to swim down the road.

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David and Victoria Beckham are officially moving to Los Angeles after David signed a multi-hundred-million dollar deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team. This isn’t particularly interesting, except that it means we’ll be seeing a lot more of Victoria Beckham these days. Which is either really exciting or really annoying depending on your stance on Oompa Loompas.

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There were reports that Eva Longoria has denied Tony Parker a permission for a bachelor’s party. A source declared that Longoria belived bachelor parties “are just asking for trouble” and disapproves of everything about  bachelor parties because they are all about - cigars, alcohol and of course strippers.

But her rep has completely denied the rumors saying, “That was the most ridiculous rumor I’ve ever heard.” He confirmed that all these rumors are “… completely untrue. They haven’t even discussed it, and he probably will end up having a bachelor party.”

I wonder… how exciting Parker’s bachelor party gonna be… with all those sporty hunks present and playing wild. WOW!

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God help me, this shot of Nicole Richie bent over with Joel Madden doesn’t completely disgust me. I’d describe the sensation as “dirty” but it doesn’t quite capture the uncleanliness of how I’m feeling. This is like the first of a series of steps that leads to me getting aroused during funerals and then ultimately digging up corpses to masturbate to.

NOTE: Tell me I didn’t just write that.

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Flynet Pictures

It’s probably just nail polish, but Britney Spears’ nails look chewed to the point of bleeding. I don’t normally care about the tips of women’s fingers, but even I have a limit. She looks like she just clawed her way out of a well or something.

A couple more of Britney Spears after the jump, but these are the only two that feature her wonderfully ladylike fingers.

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