Tara Reid showed up as a special guest to a cocktail party at Conrad Jupiters Magic Millions Carnival in Australia looking like she found a wig from a dumpster and threw it on. My guess is she tried styling her hair by herself after a night of drinking and passed out halfway through. And the hair magazine she was using as a guide was actually an old issue of Zoobooks.

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Britney Spears showed up to the grand opening of Sideways Restaurant in Hollywood last night with her new man, Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old “model/actor.” I use the quotes, because a quick search on IMDB turned up empty, unless he’s the same Isaac Cohen that served as “Miscellaneous Crew” on an episode of Project Runway. Then yeah, I guess he is an actor. But judging by this photo of him lifted off his (now deleted) MySpace, a better description would be winner. One finger up the nose and the other down the pants? With modeling skills like that it’s a wonder he’s not already a household name.

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Paula Abdul appeared on Fox’s Seattle affiliate trying to promote American Idol but instead reminding us of the dangers of substance abuse. Just curious, but is she ever not drunk? If you want to promote your show, how about sending somebody who doesn’t speak like they just had a stroke. If you x-rayed her head you’d find a bunch of cobwebs and an IOU from God that said “One brain.”

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Miss Nevada Katie Rees is in talks to do a Playboy spread after losing her crown and turning down a $25,000 offer to host a Girls Gone Wild special. A friend of Rees defended her by saying:

“Donald Trump is a hypocrite. He lets one girl keep her crown who is a drug addict, but the girl who is a hot, fun party girl who enjoys other women has to be dethroned? I think her lifestyle is fun and amazing. Donald should really stop being so prejudiced against gay and lesbian people, like his fight with Rosie [O’Donnell.]”

Is Katie Rees actually a lesbian? I just thought she was making out with chicks because she was drunk. But if she’s a lesbian that’s a completely different story. That makes those leaked photos of her a beautiful expression of love. She’s not a whore, she’s a hero. Some might even say a super hero.

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Looks like Pamela Anderson is finally over her divorce with hubby Kid Rock and she is finally thinking of using her time positively instead of sulking over Kid Rock’s threats.

Pamela had campaigned against the mistreatment of animals for years, hopes her efforts will continue to prove rewarding. Now she has vowed to devote more time to environmental and health issues.

“I want to get more involved in environmental and human issues worldwide. “The most fulfilling work I’ve done has been for animal rights and AIDS awareness. “We’re all human, we all make mistakes, we all get sick and we need to support each other.”

Well said babes!!!

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the woman in the background is crying for Britney, as are we all from laughing so hard. 

Britney Spears reportedly handed a homeless man $300 after being approached in her car shortly after withdrawing a large amount of cash from an ATM.

“Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300,” says the source. “She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack.” Adds the source, “Britney wants to do good - for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”

The only good Britney Spears has done for the world is perfecting the art of deep frying entire cows before dipping them in chocolate. I hear Mother Teresa was working on a similar project but gave up on the dream. Does that make Britney Spears a better person than Mother Teresa? That’s for history to decide.

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If I ever have kids, I’m going to show them this picture of Angelina Jolie and tell them this is what’ll happen to them if they don’t eat their vegetables and drink their milk. I’ve seen bodybuilders with less ridiculous veins. If I wasn’t such a man of science I’d assume she was being invaded by some sort of parasitic blood alien. But no, the science just doesn’t add up. And damnit, without science we’re all just a bunch of animals. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to do some experiments in my laboratory. With test tubes.

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