It was just a matter of time, but 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating 33-year-old Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. Friends of Lindsay say Francis was with her when she got her appendix removed two weeks ago and that the two are serious enough that they planned to go on a mini-vacation over the weekend at Francis’ Mexican estate but cancelled because “neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties.”

I know it’s tough to exercise good judgement when you were born with a stuffed animal for a brain, but even Lindsay Lohan has to see that this is a bad idea. The only worse possible person she could be dating would be her dad. And even then it’d be iffy.

A couple more shots of Lindsay Lohan with a sexual predator Joe Francis after the jump.

Original post by Sandy

I can’t confirm if this is real, but this is allegedly one of Britney Spears’ new songs called “Fed Up” from her upcoming album. I’m hoping that’s just a working title, and when her album finally comes out she’ll have the guts (and the brains) to title it “K-Fed Up.” Get it? K-Fed? Because she used to be married to some guy called Jason Alexander. So clever!

Thanks to Amanda for the tip, who’s so hot she’s illegal in four states.

NOTE: That’s obviously not a real music video, just a montage of images set to the new song. Although they probably could’ve pulled off a convincing fake if they just played some footage of a walrus rolling around on the beach.

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The Super Bowl is trying to get together celebrities for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the game, but a source says Britney Spears’ people “were turned down flat out when they asked about participating.”

“She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton. Janet Reno and David Beckham are also on the wish list,” says the source. “Larry David said he might do it. Also, we’re trying to get Predator, from the movie.”

Are they actually proud that they’ve got Paris Hilton in their promo? It’s like bragging that you’ve got Tara Reid on your chess team. And what the hell kind of promo is this? Paris Hilton, Janet Reno, and the damn Predator? Apparently they’ve confused football with The Super Hilarious Almost-Celebrity Fun Hour.

A couple more of Britney Spears in Vegas wearing a shower curtain as a dress after the jump.

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Minus the implants, I think Pamela has maintained herself quite well… and being in her late thirties… she still looks quite stunning… (no not talking about her face… that scares me LOL).

So we thought of finding out Pamela’s fitness secrets… and she revealed,

“My body is in the best shape when I eat everything I want. The only exercise I do is walking or hiking. If I do any bodybuilding, I just go BOOM ! I get huge and muscular. I can’t fit into any of my clothes. My legs really expand. Everything is awful.”

By bodybuilding she meant hitting the gym

In case you were wondering, that running across the sunkissed beach in that red swimming costume in slow motion also added to her fitness hahaha

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Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault today for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans. She’s been sentenced to pay $363 in medical expenses, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program. In court she said:

“I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.”

Afterwards, she issued a statement saying:

“I pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in court today. That’s the best way I know to say I’m sorry to Ana. I accepted responsibility and I’m prepared to take my punishment. But I’m not going to let this incident define me. The past is the past. My future holds great things and I’m getting on with my life.”

Is Naomi Campbell defined by anything except explosive violence? I think she used to model or something, but now she spends her time being banned from UFC matches for excessive brutality. She’s like a science experiment where they implanted a baby fetus with the DNA of a wolverine/bear/The Incredible Hulk.

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I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure your skin should never be bright orange. Ever. It looks like the photo has been doctored, but look at how pale her husband Jordan Bratman is. If anything it’s been color corrected the opposite way. Which means in real life Christina Aguilera’s skin is probably glowing. And not like pregnant woman glowing. More like radioactive I swallowed some uranium on accident glowing.

A couple more of Christina Aguilera leaving The Ivy looking like Victoria Beckham after the jump.

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I’ve always wondered where my fear of clowns came from, and now I suspect it’s from Kate Winslet sneaking into my bedroom at night as a little kid. Either that, or the fact that a clown murdered and ate my parents in front of me at the circus. I guess we’ll never really know for sure.

A few more of Kate Winslet looking relatively less frightening after the jump.

NOTE: Click the picture for the full effect. If you dare.

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