Lindsay Lohan’s rep has confirmed that she entered the rehab facility Wonderland Center in Los Angeles today. She said in a statement through her rep:

“I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”

This is the smartest decision Lindsay Lohan has ever made in her entire life. Although considering it’s Lindsay, up until now that record was probably held by choosing not to toast a bagel in the bathtub. And even that was only because she couldn’t get the power cord to reach.

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Pamela Anderson showed up to the launch of the Playboy Legacy Collection trying to cover up her coochie with her purse. Which is sort of like a porn star getting embarrassed because she burped while having anal sex in front of a film crew. The only time I’ve ever seen Pamela Anderson cover up is because there was a blizzard outside, and even then all she put on was a shoestring.

A few more of Pamela Anderson being her shy self after the jump.

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In Touch Weekly ran a pretty ridiculous story speculating that Britney Spears could be pregnant again and Britney’s manager responded by saying:, “Britney is not pregnant,” calling the story “absurd.”

Rudolph tells Us that he believes that the “ridiculous” report came from an incident last week in which Spears’ new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, accidentally wiped peanut butter on his t-shirt while in the company of Spears. Observers wrongly concluded she had vomited, and thus was experiencing morning sickness. “Because Isaac didn’t lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney’s vomit,” Rudolph joked. “Ridiculous.”

That’s too bad, because I’ve always felt that Britney Spears really needs another child to take of. The first two just don’t seem like enough of a challenge for her. Sure, she probably confused the last one for a cupcake and ate it, but that’s the kind of thing you do when you’re a natural mother. That, and topping your salads with whipped cream and chocolate.

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T.R. Knight went on Ellen today and confirmed that Isaiah Washington called him a “faggot.” Previous reports said that he did, but in the Golden Globes pressroom Washington denied it ever happened, and then went on to tell Access Hollywood: “There is no way I could do anything so vile, and so horrible, not only to a castmate, but to a fellow human being. It did not happen.”

So there it is, Isaiah Washington is a liar and a bigot, and T.R. Knight is a, well, a gay guy. If you’re like me and don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy then you don’t even know who these guys are. But don’t let that get in the way of you enjoying an awkward conversation between two gay people using the word “faggot” and praying to God nobody in the audience giggles.

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A source has confirmed that the sex tape starring Paris Hilton’s best friend Kim Kardashian and Ray J is real and features water sports (which is code for peeing on people). Several porn companies are negotiating the rights to the tape, and SugarDVD has offered Kim $2 million to sell it. Paris is allegedly against the deal, which is part of the reason the tape hasn’t been sold yet.

I’m torn. On the one hand seeing a hot chick with giant boobs having sex is awesome. On the other hand, seeing them get peed on isn’t. It’s actually the opposite of awesome. If this thing ever comes out I know I’ll end up seeing it, I’m just not sure if at the end I’ll have a giant boner or be quietly sobbing. My penis would probably just pack up and leave because it couldn’t decide how to feel. Plus it drinks a lot and has commitment issues.

More of Kim Kardashian and what she looks like not covered in pee after the jump.

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Remember awhile back when everybody and their mom was in a bikini? Well apparently Mischa Barton didn’t get the memo, because she showed up a week late in Miami with hers. She’s like the fat kid in school nobody ever invited to parties and would buy Magic: The Gathering cards three years after everybody stopped playing. Seriously, it’s all about the Pokemon now. What are you, lame?

A bunch of more of Mischa Barton having an inordinate amount of cellulite for a thin person after the jump. Don’t know what “inordinate” means? Neither do I, but I used it anyway!

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Kevin Federline is joining the ranks of MC Hammer and Fabio and will star in a Nationwide Insurance ad set to air during the Super Bowl with their slogan “Life Comes at You Fast.” If it’s anything like past commercials (and it will be), K-Fed will end up making fun of himself. A spokesperson says:

“The Life Comes at You Fast concept was created to remind people that they need to think about preparing for the future. No one has personified Life Comes at You Fast in the media better than Kevin Federline. Our partnership with Kevin shows the world that he has a great sense of humor. He’s poking fun at himself, and in the process gets to have the last word.”

All they really need to do is show a picture of Kevin Federline and then flash on the screen: “Buy our insurance or you’ll end up like this guy.” It’s like those anti-smoking commercials, only more effective because people would way rather have lung cancer than end up like K-Fed.

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