Yeah I’d probably be staring too. Either that, or trying to mash my face between them while making motorboat noises. But that’s me. I’m classy.

Thanks to Scotty for the tip, and for constantly beaming people up all the time..

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Britney Spears was spotted reading about herself at a Santa Monica convenience store yesterday night after dropping off some laundry nearby. Although I use the term “reading” as loosely as possible, since I’m not sure looking at pictures and drawing crayon frowny faces on the ugly ones actually qualifies.

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Page Six reports that Paris Hilton stopped by a plastic surgeon’s office with her sister Nicky earlier this week to “fix her drooping left eyelid.” Paris allegedly had a surgery six years ago to lift her eyelids but the muscles in her left eye were damaged as a result, “causing it to droop more than the right.” And apparently by wearing blue-tinted contacts over her natural brown eyes she’s making things worse.

“They have been drying out lately,” dished the tipster. “She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts.”

God, that’s a relief. All this time I thought that was Paris Hilton’s idea of looking sexy. Like some sort of seductive wink she read in a dating book. Only instead of a dating book she accidentally grabbed a medical journal with photos of patients with mild retardation. Which, ironically, might as well have been a mirror.

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Fellow Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher is hitched now… but I wonder if Eva will celebrate her happiness or chose to ignore as Teri Hatcher has found true love in Eva’s ex-Stephen Kay. Hatcher was quoted saying,

“I’m not single anymore. I’m totally in love and it’s fabulous.”

I guess…Eva is way to happy with Tony Parker than to be thinking about someone like Kay… thats what her rep was quoted saying.

“Eva and Tony have never been happier together, and Eva wishes the same happiness for Teri.”

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She wrote on her personal website,  “I have some decisions to make about my career - I have plenty of options but most importantly I really want to get more involved in environmental issues…and human issues around the world. The most fulfilling success I’ve had personally is the work I’ve done for PETA and for AIDS awareness..and helping to remove the stigma associated with AIDS and Hep C…We’re all human - we all make mistakes - we all get sick sometimes - we need to support each other - be conscious of our choices - take advantage of our right to vote - and teach our kids to care about animals, the environment and other people around the world. We are blessed!”

I think she deserves an applause for giving as much attention to environmental and humanitarian issues as she gives her boobs!

Tags: pamela anderson, peta

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James Franco reportedly rejected Lindsay Lohan multiple times at Prince’s Golden Globes afterparty which reduced her to tears and may have been what pushed her over the edge and into rehab. A guest says:

“She came with her manager, Jason Weinberg, and a girlfriend, but she was mostly solo for the whole night,” says our source. “Most people were in a good mood - except for her. She seemed lost. She was trying to get James’ attention, and he wouldn’t give her anything. She was smoking a lot, not drinking in front of him, and then she went into a bedroom. From there, she went back to trying to get James’ attention again, and he was ignoring her. She ran out crying, with the girlfriend following her.” This was about 3:30 a.m.; Lohan was reportedly found passed out in a hotel hallway about 6 a.m.

How could anybody resist Lindsay Lohan’s charms? Found passed out in a hotel hallway? Jesus, I’m assuming this was after she took off her panties and playfully threw them at James Franco as he walked by and pretended to be on the phone.

A few more of Lindsay Lohan entering rehab with some Jamba Juice after the jump.

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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were spotted leaving Koi together wearing matching red lipstick on their face. Although to stand out, Jessica thought she’d attend dinner looking like a tranny. Mission status? Accomplished.

Thanks to the oddly named Jelly for the tip.

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