Archive for January 23rd, 2007

Lindsay Lohan ditches rehab

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a break from rehab and entering the lobby of her apartment building yesterday. Residents of the Wonderland Center are allowed to leave to attend AA meetings and medical appointments, but I’m pretty sure neither of those are in Lindsay’s apartment. And notice her clever disguise to avoid attention. Nothing blends in more than wearing a jacket over your head like you’re a ghost. We’re lucky she’s not a spy, because I doubt the CIA would ever catch her. She’d end up sneaking into the White House by putting on a giant panda suit and pretending to read a newspaper as she walked by the guards.

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Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson to harass virgins

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Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have been contacted to participate in a reality show called Virgin Territory where “a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.” The show is being produced by Kevin Blatt, the same guy who brought us the Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

So wait, are Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson gonna sleep with these guys? Because they’ve already got a show like that and it’s called Fear Factor. Jesus, it’s bad enough the contestants are virgins, but their big prize is death by STD’s. They might as well award the winner a free castration.

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Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be married

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Page Six reports that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be secretly married. Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring as he walked their daughter yesterday, and the two allegedly applied for a marriage license in Brooklyn last month.

I don’t know why I’m posting this since there’s only three people in the world that care and they’re all watching Dawson’s Creek reruns right now. I might as well be giving you an update on Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski’s relationship.

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Canned Tuna

K-Fed Works Hard For His Money (Pink Is The New Blog)
Careful! Keira Knightley Will Sue Your Ass (Egotastic!)

Britney Spears‘ Album is Gonna Be Huge (IDLYITW)
CoCo Is An Inspiration To Us All (Dlisted)

Victoria Beckham Suits Up For Chanel (Just Jared)
Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee Are Kinky (Hollywood Rag)

Mischa Is Less Egocentric Than Reported (Popsugar)
Tom Christ? (A Socialite’s Life)

20 Greatest Guitar Solos Ever (City Rag)
Batman Goes Bonkers (Popoholic)

When Cats Attack!!!! (Horny Oyster)
Hot Or Not: Joanna Pacitt (The Bastardly)

FHM’s Sexiest Sports Fans (FHM)
Pam Anderson Hates Colonel Sanders (The Grumpiest)

Hollywood Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Jessica Simpson Saves Face With Her Breasts
BA Drunken Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Panties
Scarlett Johansson Naked Causes No Fuss

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Keira Knightley sues paper for saying she’s thin

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Keira Knightley is suing the Daily Mail over an article which implied she lied about having an eating disorder. Her lawyer says:

“The article made reference to what it perceived to be Ms Knightley’s very slim appearance. The article then reported the recent, tragic death of a teenage girl who suffered from anorexia and contained an interview with the girl’s mother. We wish to make clear that Ms Knightley has the deepest sympathy for the girl’s family. Ms Knightley has publicly denied suggestions that she might be anorexic or have a similar eating disorder, including in a prominent way at a well-publicised press conference to mark the European premiere of Pirates Of The Caribbean 2, in London last summer. Accordingly, in the proceedings, Ms Knightley will argue that the Mail’s article suggests that she has dishonestly sought to mislead the public about whether she has anorexia or a similar eating disorder and will show that she does not have anorexia; and further will challenge the suggestion that she is responsible and to blame for the tragic death of the teenage girl by setting a bad example.”

Maybe Keira Knightley doesn’t know what anorexia means. She probably thinks it’s some kind of dinosaur. That would explain a lot of things, like how she’s so very anorexic but thinks she isn’t. “No, no, I’m not an anorexic. I think those went extinct like a billion years ago.”

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Jenna Jameson Is In Virgin Territory

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When you think of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, the last thing you probably think is … virgins. And yet, sources tell TMZ that famed on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about “participating” in a reality show currently in production called “Virgin Territory,” in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.
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Luckily for us guys, there’s no medical way to prove that we are in fact virgins. You just have to take our word for it. Considering that most of us are lying scoundrels anyway, you can bet your ass that 99% of male applicants to this thing will in fact claim to be virgins, when they really aren’t. Well wouldn’t you? I mean you get to meet Jenna Jameson! Maybe it’s better this way. I hear that actual male virgins have a tendency to go into seizures and burst into flames when in the presence of Jenna. That wouldn’t be very good TV now would it?

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Jessica Alba signs for Tom Cruise production

Jessica Alba has been finally roped in to star in the horror thriller “The Eye” which is being made under Tom cruise’s production company. And the deal that the 25 year old has signed is for $4 million.

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The movie is a remake of the Hong Kong film Jian Gul. Alba will play ALLISON, a woman who received an eye transplant that allows her to see into the supernatural world.

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