Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps her appendix in her freezer because she was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay she asked the hospital staff if she could take it home. Additionally, her friend Kimberly Stewart is trying to get her to auction it off for charity herself.

There’s something very wrong with Lindsay Lohan’s brain. It’s like everything she learned she learned from watching Saturday morning cartoons. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hides her cereal in her closet, constantly paranoid that the people she runs into are secretly the Trix rabbit in disguise.

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Katie Holmes accidentally flashed her bodyshaping underwear while getting out of her limo at Giorgio Armani’s Paris couture show last night. Jesus, aren’t upskirts supposed to be sexy? They’re not supposed to conjure images of your grandma and make your penis melt.

NOTE: They’re not pantyhose. Check the feet and how the underwear cuts into her thighs. Or don’t and keep your eyesight.

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Tyra Banks is publicly talking about her recent weight gain (she’s 5′10″ and currently weighs 161 lbs), and tells People magazine:

“I get so much mail from young girls who say, ‘I look up to you, you’re not as skinny as everyone else, I think you’re beautiful.’ So when they say that my body is ‘ugly’ and ‘disgusting,’ what does that make those girls feel like? I still feel hot, but every day is different. It’s when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don’t fit now and give me the muffin top, that’s when I say, ‘Damn!’ I feel more comfortable when I’m lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look better. I’ve made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where’s the pain in that? If I was in pain, I would have dieted. The pain is not there - the pain is someone printing a picture of me and saying those (horrible) things.”

Being fat is cool if you’re a sumo wrestler or a circus freak or a hot dog eating champion, but usually it’s just gross. I’m not saying fat people can’t be sexy, they just have to be clever about it. You know, like printing out a full sized poster of a supermodel and taping it to their neck. Or getting everybody in the world drunk. Or not being fat.

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Yeah, that’s Paris Hilton. And yeah, she’s smoking a tampon. Don’t ask me why, because I’ve given up trying to understand her. She could be making out with a pinata she made out of her own hair and you’d just shrug it off as Paris being Paris. If you want to see more tampon-smoking fun and her other “exposed” tapes you can download all of them here. Page Six also has a list of some of the other material included in the storage facility and they include:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.

And these? Well these are NSFW photos of Paris getting her boobs pulled out of her bikini by Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. I mean sure, why not. I’m just wondering where they hid the donkey.

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Jennifer Garner says she lost a diamond ring Ben Affleck gave her on Monday after dropping it under their ice maker.

“He gave me this beautiful diamond ring and I was playing with it and … it fell off,” she said. “And it fell under this ice maker in the house - he hasn’t even heard of this yet - and … it fell into the drain under this ice maker. The plumber had to come and dismantle the thing from under the house. And he found it,” she said, holding up her hand to show the ring sparkling again on her finger. “And Ben hasn’t even heard that,” said co-host Regis Philbin. “I should have warned him,” Garner said.

What the hell? How do you lose your ring in an ice maker? Did she crawl into her freezer for some quality time with herself? Usually you just grab a Fudgecicle and get out. You don’t get distracted by the sparkles on your finger and go nuts like a three year old.

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Angelina Jolie reportedly spent more than $700 last Friday to check into Shutters on the Beach hotel in Santa Monica for two hours so that she and Maddox could take a shower. A source says:

“Angelina said they only wanted the room for two hours - time enough for them both to take a shower. She was very sweet and seemed like a concerned mom. It was just very bizarre, when she and Brad (Pitt) own two houses here in Los Angeles, that she would need to spend that kind of money on a hotel room just so she and Maddox could shower.”

Jesus, if I spent $700 on a hotel room you better believe I’d stay there until they kicked me out. And even then I’d just sneak back through the window yelling about squatter’s rights and waving the American flag in the air.

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Christina Aguilera, despite being relatively younger than many women in the Forbes list of the Richest women in Entertainment, stands at the 19th position.

She seems to have earned $60 million in her career as a pop-tart.

I wonder if her on-and-off rival Britney stands anywhere close.

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