Courtney Love claimed yesterday she was being brought in to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol, but now the executive producer who allegedly called her is denying he ever made the call. He says:

“I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them.” So who made that mysterious phone call? A source close to Love says, “It was probably a prank.” A rep for Love adds, “There’s no truth to it whatsoever.”

The first sign the story might not have been true was that the source was Courtney Love. I’m surprised she was quoted as even using words. Usually it’s just some slurred mumbling like: “Iaa wannna make nngggghh. Nggghhh it huuuuuurts. Huungry. I’mma so huungry. Nggghh.” She probably thinks she gets important calls all the time, when really she’s just talking into her shoe like it’s a phone.

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The New York Daily News reports Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were allegedly having real sex during the lovemaking scenes in Factory Girl.

“It’s not simulated,” an insider tells us. “They’re really doing it.” At the movie’s premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper would tell us only: “Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us.” As for the sex, he said, “We tried to portray it tastefully.” And was congress actually in session during the shooting? “I can’t comment,” Hickenlooper answered. “You’ll have to ask Sienna about it.” Yesterday, Miller’s publicist said the sex wasn’t bona fide: “She’s just a really good actress.”

And after the premiere for Factory Girl Monday night, Sienna Miller changed into this thing for the after-party. This isn’t like her caught between changing, this is the actual final outfit. This is the result of her changing. Can you imagine what she was wearing before this? It must’ve been like dead animals stapled to a cardboard box.

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I don’t even know how this is news anymore, but The Sun got video of Pete Doherty injecting himself with cocaine in a Thai hostel after joining three girls in their room. The video was taken just two days after his and Kate Moss’ Buddhist blessing on New Year’s Day. He was invited back to the room after being recognized by an Australian fan. She asked if rumors he had married Kate were true and he replied: “No, I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.” Then after going back to the room he injected himself with cocaine three times between 1:30am and 4am. Eventually the girls got nervous and tried to get him out of there, but Pete couldn’t remember where his villa was.

“When we got him downstairs, he asked the man on reception where he could score some heroin. Then he went up to every taxi driver asking if they could score him some drugs. I sent Kate a text reading, ‘Dropped Peter off at the Bob Marley cafe. He’s a bit out of sorts’. That’s the last we saw of him.” The next day, Doherty had a bust-up with a cab driver and furious Kate ordered him home to England. The Sun told yesterday how the pair are attending a London clinic together to battle the singer’s addictions.

How is Pete Doherty even still alive? At first I wrote him off as a joke, but now he’s a miracle of science. The amount of drugs he’s taken should theoretically kill a whale. You could probably inject him with lava and he’d just laugh it off as he drank a cup of paint.

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Jennifer Aniston has an interview with People magazine and talks about her “lesbian” kiss with Courteney Cox on Dirt as well as the recent plastic surgery she got on her nose.

So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.
It’s a good-bye kiss. I don’t honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

They’re still gonna run before and after pictures …
Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

Saying you’re happy with what God gave you only counts when you haven’t had plastic surgery. You can’t get three nose jobs and be all: “Yeah, God really blessed me.” It’d be like RoboCop saying how lucky he is God gave him a naturally bulletproof body and a sweet robotic head.

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This news has been around since late last year, but I guess it took an erotic photoshoot with a horse for everybody to start caring. 17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe is set to star in the London revival of the Tony award winning play Equus. The original calls for full frontal nudity including a scene where the main character simulates a sex act while riding naked on a horse. Who knows how faithful the new version will be, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. And by “keeping my fingers crossed” I mean I’ve got a knife ready to lop off my penis if that horrible day ever comes.

A ton more of a half-naked Harry Potter looking ready to get it on with his horse after the jump. Thanks to all the bestiality perverts that sent this in.

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A day after the California Highway Patrol recommended Brandy be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, the parents of the woman killed in the car accident announced they’re suing her for $50 million, with the wrongful-death suit claiming Brandy drove recklessly when she caused the accident.

This just isn’t Brandy’s week. Later today she’s probably gonna find out she has AIDS and then when she sees her doctor she’s gonna get her arm bitten off because turns out her doctor is really just an alligator disguised in a long white coat.

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Check out Pammie’s fake tits upclose as she flashes her nipple.

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