I don’t know how this is news, but Victoria Beckham bleached her hair blonde yesterday. Whee. Now all she needs to fit in with the rest of Los Angeles are implants and a fake tan is a hat that says “I’m from L.A.” and she’ll be set.

NOTE: If she’s serious about getting skinny she should consider getting her skeleton removed. Look at those arms! Can anbyody say “Moo”?

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Jesus Christ, what happened to Matthew McConaughey? I’m used to seeing him looking like the Wolf Man, so when he shows up looking like this it boggles the mind. How did he go from being part dog to making me feel all confused and tingly inside? Must…find…cure.

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Us Weekly has an account of Britney Spears hanging out with two strangers and borrowing their bikini before she checked into rehab for the second time. She allegedly showed up at the Mondrian hotel with a newly bald head but was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash. By 11am she had stripped down to her bra and panties and was shaving her legs in the pool bathroom.

“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.” She got two - at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit. Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar. “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.“

I’m not sure if lending a bikini to Britney Spears is the best idea. You might as well fill eight syringes with random diseases and start juggling them with you mouth.

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Welcome to Boner City. Population: Me.

A few more shots of Tori Spelling looking mighty tasty after the jump.

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• Judge Lawrence Korda just turned down Larry Birkhead’s request to get DNA from Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannie Lynn Hope. Birkhead’s lawyer Debra Opri the other day was trying to convince this judge that he had jurisdiction in this paternity case. He told her many times that he doesn’t think he has any jurisdiction but will read over all the paperwork and rule today. But Opri wouldn’t give up and even said that Dannie Lynn only had temporary residency in the Bahamas. The judge looked at her and said “temporary residency? This child is Bahamaian born and Bahamian residing and Bahamian everything and if you want to take up paternity, go down to the Bahamas and deal with this there where you will have jurisdiction”. Opri then said her client just wants to take his daughter home. The judge asked Opri if Dannie Lynn had ever stepped foot in the United States. And she still kept on arguing with him.

A Florida family court judge just rejected Larry Birkhead’s lawyer’s request to take a DNA sample for Dannielynn Stern, the daughter of Anna Nicole Smith that he claims he fathered. However, he did agree to “help” the California judge deciding the paternity case there with any DNA evidence necessary.

Judge Lawrence Korda ordered the DNA taken from Anna Nicole’s body to be preserved until and when it is needed by Judge Robert Schneider of Los Angeles County Superior Court to decide the paternity battle between Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern.

Interestingly, in response to a lawyer’s question, he said that by Florida law is “conceivable” that a child can have two fathers. . . . .Source: TMZ

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Paris Hilton was returning from the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood last night when she was pulled over in her $200,000 Bentley for speeding and driving without her headlights on. When the LAPD checked her license they found it was still suspended from the DUI she got last year so they towed her car and she had to walk across the street to The Standard to hide from the gathering crowd of paparazzi and onlookers. Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz tried to explain the situation, saying:

“The parking lot is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated.”

I’ve made that mistake before, but then I looked out my fucking window and realized it was night so I turned my headlights on. Does Paris drive with her eyes closed? She was probably napping. Or, uh, checking out her tranny disguise. Don’t worry, Paris, nobody will ever suspect you might actually be a woman.

One more of Paris getting her Bentley towed after the jump.

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Being associated with a social cause and being socially responsible Celebs is the order of the day… We have Richard Gere, Angelina Jolie and so many other stars who are into activities that would help the world become a better place.

So how could our pop-tart lag behind… She has a unique way of Charity.  Once as she was talking about her religious preferences, she said,

“I’m not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.”

Hahahah I literally fell off my chair when I read that… What a unique way of charity… wonder if its charity to the people or charity to herself

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