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Danny Bonaduce showed up topless to Podfitness.com’s TV launch party yesterday because apparently ‘hobo’ is proper red carpet attire. I dunno what it is with washed up celebrities, but they always seem to gravitate towards looking like monsters. One of these days Scott Baio is gonna show up to the Emmy Awards looking like a chupacabra and eating a live goat.

A few more of Danny Bondacue defying description after the jump.

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Sienna Miller flipped out in New York City yesterday and shoved a photographer trying to take her picture. Which is probably what I’d do too if I was wearing those boots. You don’t want photographic evidence of that. It’d be like getting caught wearing a banana peel as a hat.

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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been sending Brody Jenner text messages the last couple weeks while in rehab, and last Saturday she allegedly texted him that all she wanted was “McDonald’s and sex.”

Really? McDonald’s and sex? She’s officially become a caricature of herself. If I was to make up a story about her texting from rehab that’s exactly what it would’ve been. I’m just waiting for the day she puts on a silly hat, picks up a rifle, and goes hunting for wabbits.

And because she’s a child, here’s Lindsay Lohan screaming for attention by trying to make love to the camera and then pretending to hide under a jacket. She might as well be twirling a fiery baton while trying to do cartwheels and yelling: “Look what I can do!”

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It’s no surprise that Fergie is ugly, but is she even trying to cover up the fact that she’s a dude anymore? She might as well let that beard of hers finally grow out and stop taping her penis back.

A few more of Fergie looking like she’s wearing a really bad Fergie mask after the jump.

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On today’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra Banks puts on the bathing suit everybody’s been calling her fat over. Then she goes ape shit and starts raging on anybody who’s ever ridiculed somebody over their weight. In an attempt to fish for some viewers, the clip cuts off at the end of her rant telling the viewer to tune in to find out what she says. And not that you couldn’t have guessed, but the part that was cut off was: “Kiss my fat ass.”

The worst part of the clip is when she tries to hit her “sexy” poses. I’m pretty sure nobody is “used to seeing her like that.” You don’t get used to seeing horror. You could spend everyday with Brian Peppers and everytime you ran into him it’d still be: “Ahh! Jesus, Brian, put the bag back on.”

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