I’m sure there’ll be a day when Britney Spears finally cleans herself up and wins back the heart of the public, but that day is not today. Oh, no, not today. Today we have Britney Spears at a club getting her thong pulled by a stranger. And yeah, if it sounds classy that’s because it is classy.

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Us Weekly reported today that Mischa Barton broke up with Cisco Adler after a nude picture of him (so NSFW it’s not even funny) surfaced on the web last month, but Adler’s rep insists they’re still together, saying: “They are fine - very happy together.” Regarding the picture, Cisco adds:

“Mischa wasn’t too excited, to say the least,” Adler tells the New York Observer in Wednesday’s issue. “I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I’m gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.”

For the love of all that is good, yes, please, keep your pants on. Always. Even in the shower. Peeing, pooing, whatever. There’s no excuse for Cisco Adler to ever be naked. I’m not up to date on the Bible but I’m pretty his balls break at least seven of the ten commandments. I can’t even begin to comprehend how low Mischa Barton’s self-esteem must be if she’s seen Cisco naked and still wants to be with him. His nudity is like an insult to nature. And his balls? Well his balls look like they were crafted from evil itself.

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I have seen the face of sexy and it is Tori Spelling. Whoever said pregnant women are gross obviously never saw this. Is it wrong to hump your monitor? Because I’ve already done it twice and number three is looking awfully tempting right now.

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Jessica Alba has been learning how to live as a blind person to prepare for her role as a sightless violinist in the new film The Eye.

The 25-year-old has reportedly signed a $4 million (Gbp2 million) deal to star in the movie, which is being made for Tom Cruise’s production company.

She explains, “I’ve been training. I wear a sleep mask and carry a cane to get around with.”

Careful Jess… hope you dont trip and hurt yourself… make sure you safeguard your prized ass’ets in the process

JESSICA ALBA

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Looks like Pammie is planning retirement or an escape. Chile’s local media reported that the babe purchased a one acre property in Huerquehue Park on which she plans to construct a summer house.

The property, part of the Santa María de Carburgua condominium resort, is close to the beautiful, and elite, Caburgua, a resort town near the southern city of Temuco. Nearly 800 kilometers south of Chile’s capital city, Santiago, Chile’s President Michelle Bachelet has a house on the nearby lake, as does her recent presidential rival and millionaire businessman Sebastián Piñera.

“They came about a month ago,” said Hugo Solís, a local driver who drove Barry Anderson to the town center of Caburgua. “She (Pamela) didn’t want to leave the resort where they were staying. Her father seemed like a very educated, friendly person, and no one here imagined that they had so much money. I felt bad that I didn’t get to see Pam though, which, like any other man, would have made me very happy,” he concluded.

Hmmm… a summer house I see… at peaceful paparazzi free Chile… something sounds fishy there!

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I think this is old news, but In Touch Weekly claims Britney Spears is into girls and has been living “a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended.” A friend of Kevin Federline says:

“Britney was into threesomes and girls.” He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple’s house to party. An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. “Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six,” the insider says. “I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married.” A friend says that Kevin plans to use tales of Britney’s secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden, 5 months. “She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally,” says the pal. “He wants to show that she’s not such an angel after all.”

Keep in mind this is Kevin Federline and his friends making the claims, and their combined IQ is almost that of a raisin. I mean, yeah, she does look like she’s slowly morphing into a lesbian, but does anybody really believe she’s having sex with six girls at a time? I’m surprised K-Fed didn’t add that she has cooties and smells like cheese.

NOTE: Judging from the picture she probably actually does smell like cheese. Cheese might not even be a pungent enough description.

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Isaac Cohen reportedly broke up with Britney Spears over the phone Sunday night while she was in New York and he was in Los Angeles. Isaac’s agent confirmed the split, saying: “They are no longer an item.” A friend of Isaac claims he was “looking to get out of the relationship for awhile,” adding:

“It was a bit much for him. There was a lot of drama - it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular. He likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out - but there is only so much one person can do.”

This isn’t like getting dumped by George Clooney, this is like getting dumped by the crazy guy who lives by himself in the woods. Isaac Cohen is a nobody and Britney Spears is filthy fucking rich. She could have a tiny old man growing out of her back and he theoretically would’ve stayed with her, so how far off the scale must she be where he was like, “This is just too much.” I’m guessing it was her constant oinking in bed. It takes a powerful mind to deal with unwillingly having sex with a farm animal.

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