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Jessica Alba was spotted on the set of The Eye without her makeup on. And I’m not going to pretend I understand why she’s wearing napkins in her hair because I don’t. At least she’s got two in there. Can you imagine if she only had one? Man, she’d look ridiculous!

A bunch more of Jessica Alba with napkins clipped to her head after the jump.

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Cameron Diaz made a lot of moolah by appearing in a commercial for a Japanese cell phone company.

She was seen in a long blonde wig and a super-short bright green dress and high heels talking on her mobile phone for the ad which was filmed in Los Angeles late last month. The ad intends to show that the actress is so absorbed in her phone conversation she seems to be oblivious to the fact that a movie featuring aliens, pirates, cowboys and mobsters, is being filmed around her.

I hope it doesn’t end up like a damp squib like Pamela’s Virgin Mobile promotion!

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20-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted at Bungalow 8 Tuesday night “weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on.” A rep for Mary-Kate insists she’s sober and declined comment, but a source adds:

“She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask.”

She was wearing a Mardi Gras mask? How could anybody fucking tell? And who is looking at this face thinking to themselves, “You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna make out with the clown monster in the corner.” Did they lose a dare? Or maybe they were so drunk they thought they were dead and this was Satan coming for their eternal soul.

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Sienna Miller says she got makeup put on her butt to cover up stretch marks while doing her nude scenes in Factory Girl. She tells Closer magazine:

“They spray makeup all over your body so you don’t see the stretch marks that we girls all have. One day I’ll wake up and my bum will be on the floor.”

To be fair I put makeup on my genitals. Not to cover anything up, just to make my penis appear smaller than it really is. I speak from experience when I say my penis in its natural state would knock women out from awe.

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Remember when Kirstie Alley went on Oprah in a bikini to prove how skinny she was? Only she wasn’t skinny? Well she’s still not skinny. I don’t think ‘plump’ even covers it. After these pictures were taken Kirstie actually lifted her nose up, took a few sniffs of the air, and then ran down and ate the photographer. True story.

A bunch more of Kirstie Alley looking like the fist documented land whale after the jump.

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Kim Kardashian is planning to sue to prevent the release of her sex tape with Ray J. She says she’s “hurt and embarrassed” and had “nothing to do” with the tape being made public. Although if she had any brains at all (which she doesn’t) she’d ride the sex tape to fame and fortune like Paris Hilton did. And by fame and fortune I mean ridicule and herpes. Just like them real stars in the talkies!

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