Gwen Stefani showed up to the Jimmy Kimmel show last week wearing the world’s largest heels. I mean damn, dude, she might as well cut off the heels and glue ladders on there.

More of Gwen Stefani and her huge heels after the jump.

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Nicky Hilton is being sued by a Chicago development group for breach of contract over a delayed hotel renovation project. The lawsuit was filed yesterday and claims she hasn’t kept her end of an agreement in which she promised to promote the redevelopment project known as Nicky O’s Chicago, a Nicky Hilton Hotel.

Hilton also allegedly contracted out interior design work she was supposed to perform and tried to charge it back to the developer, the suit alleges. The development group also claims Hilton misrepresented that she and her associates had experience in hotel design.

This is the developers’ own fault for believing Nicky Hilton was qualified to do anything requiring skill. They should’ve been suspicious after seeing her damn hotel proposal. Jesus, they’re lucky they got anything at all, and not some tiny Lego building 6″ tall with Nicky insisting: “Everybody get in. It’s finished!” And all the investors slowly look at each other in horror realizing they’ve just lost all their money to a mentally handicapped person.

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Ashley Olsen (the one that doesn’t look like a clown prostitute) was spotted on vacation in Mexico lounging around in her underwear. Which is weird because I thought her entire life was a vacation. And it might be my imagination, but for most of the shots Ashley seems to be looking at the camera and playfully posing for it. Although the photographer was most likely a mile away and hiding inside a trash can so probably not. Best job ever!

A ton more of Ashley Olsen posing for the camera in her underwear after the jump.

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Remember those shots of Britney Spears in the tight red dress yesterday at Club One? Apparently she didn’t like what she was wearing so she asked one of the dancers to switch clothes with her. They took her downstairs to their dressing room and she changed out of her red dress and returned wearing a dancer bikini and a white busboy jacket and “that’s what she walked out wearing.” A source tells People:

“So she called the dancers over to talk to them, she said, because she really liked those fishnet stockings. She just hung out with these two dancers all night and kind of befriended them. She was trying on all their outfits and left in a bikini and fishnets. That’s it.”

Only Britney Spears could wear what she was wearing and decide it wasn’t whorish enough. “Yeah, my panties are hanging out the bottom, but there’s gotta be a way I can show them off completely.” And then a lightbulb goes off in her head and she tears off her dress. Then as everybody looks on in horror she pops a Mentos into her mouth and smiles at the camera while a catchy jingle plays in the background and some guy with a deep voice says, “Mentos, the freshmaker!”

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Anna Nicole Smith’s bodyguard is now claiming he’s Dannielynn’s real father, and that Anna Nicole suffered from life threatening seizures for which she was on medication. He tells Extra:

“She told me everything. She told me things no one else knows. I think it was an instant spark, and I think for her it was the same. She was wonderful. A very sensitive and emotional woman. A very good kisser, I must say. She was sick of being called names. Everyone was bashing on her and calling her names and putting her down and suing her. She always told me she wanted to have her kids with me. There’s always a possibility. Poor Anna. I hope she’s in peace wherever she is.”

We could save a lot of time if everybody just got DNA tested to see who the real father was. Or, ya know, we can just keep on letting every asshole in the world come forward and try to claim the inheritance. Somebody could dig up Martn Luther King, Jr’s corpse and say he’s the real father and it’d be just as believable.

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