Paris Hilton lost her mirror in Vegas over the weekend and showed up on the red carpet for her 26th birthday party at The Hard Rock’s Body English sporting weird blotches on her chest and a super messed up nose. I mean, Jesus, what is that? She looks like she powdered her nose with fingerpaints. And are those burn marks on her chest? It’s like right before she showed up she decided to box a kangaroo using only her collarbone.

A bunch more of Paris Hilton looking like her body is falling apart after the jump.

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Christina Aguilera and her husband visited the Disneyland park in Anaheim, California on Wednesday. All paparazzi pictures making the rounds indicate that Christina kept the PDA pretty PG while among the kiddies.  Also seen at the DisneyLand was fellow pop-tart Mandy Moore with her husband.

We have no way of knowing if the girls were paid to make their appearances, but the sightings still bring up a valid point. The social acceptability ranking of a theme park date has been on the ups for a while now. The couples mentioned above are L.A.-based, as far as we know, and Anaheim is indeed a doable day trip from the city–the drive’s about 35 miles.

But can you make a whole clandestine weekend out of it? Sure. Couples interested in maintaining their privacy–and their dignity–on a dedicated Disney holiday can fly into John Wayne Airport and make a beeline for Disney’s Grand Californian Hotel. It’s the park hotel most likely to please the old folk, which might not be saying a whole lot…but at least there’s a Mandara spa! “Time for Two” massages are available.

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Jessica Alba, who appears in a bikini on the cover of Playboy’s March issue, is threatening to sue the magazine, claiming that Hugh Hefner & Co. are trying to make it seem that she appears in a “nude or semi-nude pictorial.” In a February 23 legal threat letter, a copy of which you’ll find below, Alba’s lawyer demands that Playboy cease distributing the magazine and provide the 25-year-old actress with a “monetary settlement” for its unauthorized use of her image for commercial purposes. According to Brian Wolf, Alba’s counsel, the venerable men’s magazine has caused the young star “immeasurable harm” by placing her on its cover (Alba appears next to a cover line billboarding a story on the 25 sexiest celebrities). Wolf charges that Playboy initially offered to pay Alba to appear on the cover, but that they were flatly turned down. The magazine, he added, then resorted to a ruse to obtain a promotional photo of a bikini-clad Alba from Columbia Pictures. That sultry image, from the film “Into the Blue,” appears on Playboy’s cover. Along with the legal letter from Wolf, a partner at the Los Angeles firm Lavely & Singer, Playboy also received a February 24 letter from a Columbia executive expressing the studio’s dismay over the “outrageous, unethical behavior utilized by Playboy personnel to obtain” the Alba promotional photograph. While reserving its legal rights, the studio is demanding an apology for both it and Alba.

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Looks like Cameron Diaz has resolved to have fun and nothing else as far as her love life is concerned. She seemed to be enjoying her post-Valentine date with Hounsou at the Hyde.

A bar employee was quoted as saying by a source, “It looked like the perfect post-Valentine’s Day date. They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action. Cameron looked so happy… Djimon followed her every move.”

Another source added, “They were totally smitten with each other and were having a lot of fun. They hit the dance floor for a spot of dirty dancing. Both had big smiles on their faces.”

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Pamela Anderson is really furious with Tommy Lee and is wondering how could he be so dumb when he handed their young sons dangerous toy guns and knives to play with.

Pamela seemed very obviously disappointed with Lee’s choice of toys for their sons Brandon, 10 and Dylan, 9. She said,

“He gets them things like pellet guns and knives. The boys have been shooting at the neighbours’ place.”

I guess its lack of experience Pam… If you consider re-marrying him you can train him to be a more intelligent and far-sighted dad

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Did you ever think the day would come that Tara Reid would look better than Britney Spears? If you answered yes then you’re a damn liar. The last time we saw her in a bikini her stomach looked like this. If you thought that was hot then God help you. But she was spotted over the weekend at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara looking relatively good. She seems to have gotten some work done on her belly, since it actually looks like a stomach now and not a pile of mashed potatoes. All she needs now is a real human brain and she’ll almost be fit for society!

A bunch more of Tara Reid in her bikini after the jump.

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Bridget Moynahan is three months pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby, even though they’re not together anymore and he’s currently with Gisele Bundchen. Moynahan and Brady were going out for two years before breaking up in December, and lately Brady has been spotted with Gisele, coming and going from her SoHo apartment. Which is bad news, because apparently his super sperm gets women pregnant he’s not even seeing anymore. God knows how pregnant Gisele is. She’s probably sitting in bed right now with sperm shooting out of her nostrils. And yeah, maybe I crossed the line with that last sentence, but maybe I didn’t. The only thing we know for sure is I could beat up a tiger with my bare hands. And that’s a fact.

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