Britney Spears is giving rehab another chance and checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles today after being pressured by her mom and family. Last week she checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later. A rep for Britney says:

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Last time she was only in rehab for one day before freaking out and shaving her head bald so I wanna see what she does this time. Maybe she’ll stay for a week and when she finally gets out she’ll run up and down the street with her arms spread out yelling “I’m an airplane!” and making engine noises. Oh, and don’t even ask about her kids. They’ve obviously been dead for quite some time now.

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Paris Hilton didn’t invite her best friend Kim Kardashian to her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas because she was afraid Kim’s sex tape would distract from her. A source says: “She didn’t want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder.” Unfortunately, even the people who were invited didn’t show up as she got stood up by A-list celebrities and even her friends. Sources say there were no names there except her sister, and at one point Paris announced on a microphone that Nicole Richie was “on her way” but Richie never showed up.

But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.

No wonder nobody showed up. They were all afraid they’d be entering Paris Hilton’s cartoon fantasy fun house and never find their way out. It’s like all her ideas of a good time were gotten in some back alley in Tijuana.

More of Paris Hilton thinking she’s the shit at her birthday party after the jump.

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Friends of Tom Brady are saying Bridget Moynahan didn’t even bother to tell him she was announcing her pregnancy on The Post and suspect she got pregnant on purpose. A friend of Brady says:

“[Bridget] may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It’s a little suspicious.”

A friend of Moynahan shoots back:

“Please. They dated for three years and they broke up in December - right around the time he found out she was pregnant and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?”

And since nobody cares about Tom Brady or Bridget Moynahan here’s the most interesting part of the article: Gisele Bundchen is set to walk in the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan next week and had to gain 14 pounds to weigh enough to be able to walk in the show. 14 pounds! That’s like eating a large baby. I know they want to set some health standards, but it’s still a runway show, not the Fat Olympics.

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Larry Birkhead’s lawyer Deb Opri accused Howard K. Stern this morning in court of killing Anna Nicole Smith. Shithead’s lawyer should be disbarred for this and never again be allowed to practice law again. What kind of a lawyer in a non-criminal case accuses the other party of murder? Stupid dumb bitch!

In a sharp and intensely personal accusation, Howard K. Stern’s lawyer Krista Barth complained to Judge Larry Seidlin that Larry Birkhead’s lawyer Deb Opri, sitting just a few feet from Stern, accused him of “killing” Anna Nicole Smith during court proceedings this morning.

As Barth spoke, Stern glared for several moments in the direction of Opri and Birkhead — the two men and their attorneys are seated right next to each other in Broward County courtroom. Opri’s response — if she did in fact respond — was not audible. . . . . .Source: TMZ

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Lindsay Lohan left rehab last Friday after a 30-day stay at Los Angeles’ Wonderland Center and to celebrate she spent the weekend clubbing. On the Friday she got out she was out until 4am at Winston’s and then on Saturday she was out partying at Teddy’s. And from the looks of it rehab really worked wonders for her. I haven’t seen such a fresh looking face since that 80-year-old chain smoker I found lying half-asleep in the gutter.

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This video clip aired yesterday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News and shows an eight-month pregnant Anna Nicole Smith with clown paint on her face, barely functional, and talking to a doll in a baby carriage as if it were real. At one point Howard K. Stern even comments: “This footage is worth money.” And yeah, it’s every bit as creepy as you’d imagine. I was expecting scary carnival music to start playing in the background or Howard K. Stern to appear in a ski mask at the end and ask for a ransom.

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