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You know the best way to distract people from how fat you are? Dress like you’re off to conduct a train. And to make this at least somewhat relevant, Victoria Beckham is in talks to get her own fashion-based reality show on NBC similar to America’s Next Top Model. Because if Posh Spice knows anything, it’s fashion. Choo choooo!

One more of Victoria Beckham with her enormous thunder thighs after the jump.

Original post by Suzi

Britney Spears reportedly booked an entire wing at the Promises treatment facility where she’s currently in rehab. She allegedly wanted to avoid mixing with other patients and was also worried about stories being leaked to the media so she paid for every room in her wing. A source says:

“She wants all the rooms on her wing. It will cost her hundreds of thousands. If that’s what she needs to get well, good for her.”

I tried renting out all the rooms at rehab once, but the chick behind the counter said they didn’t accept chewing gum and a paper clip as payment. Then when I handed her my credit card she threw it back at me and said it was a receipt from Denny’s. Plus I ordered a donut and never got it. Man, rehab sucks.

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Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you’d think the guy at the door would’ve stopped them and said, “Nuh uh. No mummies allowed.” Isn’t she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.

Original post by Suzi

Christina Aguilera made her third stop in a 41-city North American tour at the Qwest Center last Friday, kicking off her Back to Basics tour promoting her latest album.

She started the show with her jazzy, old 20s-style single “Ain’t No Other Man.” She was surprisingly overdressed compared to the outfits she wore during her Stripped tour several years ago. All eight of her dancers, four male and four female, wore matching white suits for a very classy and clean look.

Most of the songs came from the Back to Basics album; however, there were several good renditions of past singles such as “What a Girl Wants,” “Dirty,” “Lady Marmalade,” “Beautiful” and “Fighter.” Despite being in the eighth row, it was clear that the majority of attendees had not heard most of her new songs as attested by their lack of singing and enjoyment in songs besides her Top 10 singles.

Tag: Christina Aguilera Performances

Original post by Suzi

Jessica Alba, one the world’s most desirable woman… wasn’t always as desirable as she has become these days.

While growing up, as she said, “I had braces… and I was pigeon-toed. I really had my moments with the ugly gene.”

Looks like an ‘ugly-duckling’ to ’swan’ metamorphosis!

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Paris Hilton has apparently gotten rid of her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, because it kept scratching and biting her. Paris was trying to pose for pictures with the kinkajou on her shoulder at an event for Beverly Hill Choppers, but Baby Luv kept clawing and biting her until a handler finally grabbed the animal and put it back in its cage. A few days later, Baby Luv apparently bit Paris so badly she was rushed to the emergency room for a tetanus shot, and that’s when Paris gave her the boot.

Who knows what diseases Baby Luv might’ve contracted during the assault. Herpes? HIV? Ebola? Baby Luv is a damn hero, risking its life to attack the enemy while still a captive. Do they give the Medal of Honor to animals? Because polish one up and hand it over.

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