Jenna Jameson is reportedly pissing off producers who want to turn her book, “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” into a movie because she keeps missing meetings. Although it’s allegedly because she got plastic surgery on her vagina and she isn’t happy with it. A source says:

“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.

You’d think Jenna Jameson would’ve learned her lesson by now. If she went to the same plastic surgeon that did her face and body, her vagina probably came out looking like some sort of squid. I don’t even think the guy’s a doctor. Judging by his work I’d guess he’s an out of work janitor. Or a puppy.

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Paris Hilton may face a three-month prison sentence for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. On Tuesday she was pulled over in her car by police in Los Angeles, and a spokeperson for the prosecutor says:

“We are confident that we have sufficient evidence that her license was suspended at the time she was driving and that she had knowledge of that suspension.”

It’s fun to dream, but ther’es no way in hell Paris Hilton is going to get actual jail time for this. Mary-Kate Olsen has better a better chance of beating up a polar bear with her bare hands.

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had a five hour meeting yesterday and finally reached a settlement in their divorce. K-Fed will only get $1 million after the airtight pre-nup drafted by Britney’s lawyer and the two will have joint custody of the kids, sharing physical custody 50/50. Although $1 million still sounds like way too much. If they made things fair based on what they contributed to the marriage, K-Fed would’ve left this thing with two balloons and a tube of toothpaste.

And here’s shots of Britney having a quick 30-minute celebration at the Bridge Restaurant and Lounge in Hollywood yesterday after the settlement meeting. Dropping K-Fed must’ve been like removing a tumor, because she’s starting to physically look better. By the end of all this she might actually turn out okay.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted in LA without a bra on, which I guess would be a bigger deal if we haven’t already seen her vagina. The most surprising thing she could do these days would be to spell the word “adequate” correctly. I heard the other day she spelled it with a ‘p’ and somehow worked in a pound sign.

A few more of Linday Lohan and her pointy nipples after the jump.

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Courtney Love showed off her newly slimmed body in Maui, Hawaii after losing a reported 45 lbs. Although on the list of people I want to see in a bikini, Courtney Love is right up there with Queen Elizabeth II and Carl Winslow from Family Matters.

A few more of Courtney Love hitting up the beach after the jump.

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Remember Kim Smith? She was a former Guess model who also did some Victoria’s Secret modeling and appeared in a few movies like Van Wilder and Catwoman. I don’t really have a good excuse to post these pictures of her at the Meet the Robinsons premiere, I just thought you’d need something to wash your eyes out after that Natasha Lyonne post. Although after Natasha Lyonne I could’ve put up a picture of the Elephant Man posing nude with some burn victims and it’d be like looking at the cast of Batwatch.

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Natasha Lyonne (the girl from American Pie that threatened to molest a dog) showed up to the LA premiere of Grindhouse wearing what appears to be a trash bag. Although it would’ve looked better if it was over her head. Nature has not been kind to this girl. I’m starting to understand why she has to rape dogs, and it’s because there’s no way she’d get them to actually consent. I’m pretty sure having sex with a blender would be more enjoyable.

A couple more after the jump, but trust me you don’t want to look.

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