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Original post by Capri

• I don’t know how old these are though.

Picture Source: Hot Rag

Original post by Capri

Picture Source: Hot Rag

Original post by Capri

Here are the rest of the shots of Britney Spears in a borrowed bikini right before checking herself into rehab for the second time. Notice how smooth her legs are? That’s because before getting the bikini she stripped down to her underwear and shaved them in the pool bathroom. You can’t buy class like that. You can’t even rent it. I’m surprised she’s not in a top hat and monocle, taking a sip of tea with her pinky extended, and saying, “That’s mahvelous, dear.”

Original post by Suzi

This barely counts as news, but Britney Spears left rehab last night to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. She was escorted to the support group by her assistant and returned to the Promises treatment center right after the meeting ended. And because she’s lost her mind, Britney had weird scribbles all over her hand and even drew a fake ring on her index finger. I wouldn’t be surprised if that thing went completely up her arm. She’s like this close to snapping and probably spends all her time in rehab rocking back and forth while chanting, “They’re all gonna pay.” And when the doctors ask “Who’s gonna pay?” she growls at them and says, “I’m a tiger!” And then starts pacing around on all fours while the doctors stare at each other confused.

NOTE: That’s not her wedding ring. Not the one on her ring finger and not the one drawn on in pen.

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Original post by Suzi

Pete Doherty moved in with Kate Moss after being kicked out of his east London flat where he owed $20,000 in unpaid rent. And because he needs adult supervision at all times, while visiting the Cotswold Wildlife Park in Oxfordshire he fed a penguin his joint. Seriously. He allegedly threw the joint into the penguin pen to show off and one of the penguins immediately swallowed it. A source says:

“Everyone knew he was smoking grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.”

Pete Doherty is out of control. Somebody needs to find this guy a babysitter before he eats the world’s last bald eagle because he thought it would be funny. My 2-year-old niece has more self-control than him, and she thinks ice cream is the only necessary food group.

Original post by Suzi

Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Isabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks made an appearance at a Victoria’s Secret store to promote the new Secret Embrace collection. The day they figure out how to sell women’s underwear without supermodels is the day you’ll find me locked in my closet weeping. I don’t understand why they don’t just have supermodels sell everything. I don’t have a cat, but I’d still probably buy cat food if Alessandra told me to. She wouldn’t even have to say anything. She could just open her mouth and purr and I’d start throwing money in her general direction while yelling, “I’ll take ten!”

A ton more of the Victoria’s Secret models showing off their ridiculous legs after the jump.

Original post by Suzi