Purple Magazine has a photoshoot of Jared Leto showing his transformation for the John Lennon movie Chapter 27. The fat pictures were taken when he ballooned up to play Mark David Chapman, and the skinny pictures were taken six months later when he dropped all the weight. Although fat or skinny I think we can all agree on one thing: Jared Leto is really really sexy. I can’t decide which of these pictures turns me on more. I think I’m going to print them both out and put them on either side of my bed. It’ll be like a handsome sandwich filled with a generous helping of me.

A ton more shots of Jared Leto after the jump.

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Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants! Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it. This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Check out the rest here. I wonder what would happen if Britney Spears fought against a ninja? I think the universe would explode and they’d have to call in Chuck Norris to put it back together.

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Kirsten Dunst was spotted reading Carl Sagan’s “The Varieties of Scientific Experience” while hanging out on a Maui beach. I’m assuming she’s reading the book to try and understand how a person can spend as much time in the sun as she does and still be this pale. It’s like her ugly scares off sunlight the way it does eveyrthing else in the universe. She’s like the repelling equivalent of a black hole.

More of Kirsten Dunst looking like a fox on the beach after the jump.

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Rachael Ray was bitten by a dog in Union Square Park Saturday when a stray attacked her pit-bull mix, Isaboo, and she defended it. Her rep says:

“This dog came up - there was no owner in sight - and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”

Shouldn’t Rachael Ray be a little more concerned that a stray dog just bit her? I’m sure it was a very qualified nurse that looked at her, but in a month when she’s foaming at the mouth and going crazy she’s probably gonna think to herself, “Fuck, I probably should’ve gotten myself checked for rabies.” And on a side note, a dog tried to bite my abs once, but gave up after realizing it couldn’t bite through solid steel.

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I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here. Eva Longoria lead a bunch of women on some sort of jog in Hollywood Hills over the weekend, but instead of actually jogging they just looked into people’s backyards. And if you look at this shot there’s like a grandma in there. I bet they started out all pumped to get in shape, then after walking down the street they got tired and decided they’d just case out their neighbors’ homes instead.

A bunch more of Eva Longoria standing around after the jump.

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Sharon Stone and her son were spotted at a flea market in Los Angeles over the weekend and Sharon looked pissed as hell. I’d probably be pretty angry too if I looked like her. Jesus, what happened? I’ve seen corpses that looked more lively and youthful than this.

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