Paris Hilton was spotted leaving for Area nighclub in Hollywood looking like she finally hit puberty. I mean wow, that has to be the world’s most amazing bra ever. I once saw a guy cure another person’s blindness just by holding his hands to his face, but even that wasn’t as miraculous as this. She looks like she stuffed her bra with beach towels instead of tissues.

A few more shots of Paris and her enlarged boobs after the jump, including a video.

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Jesus Christ, dude. Can you imagine this thing hanging from the roof of your bedroom? She’s like a vampire. Only instead of turning into a bat she turns into like a, uh, hippo. And instead of drinking your blood she just eats a lot of food.

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Salma Hayek’s rep confirmed today that she’s engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault and that she’s also pregnant. The news came after these photos of Hayek showed up and people started speculating. Although it doesn’t take a master detective to deduce she was pregnant. The only other explanation for these photos would’ve been that she was training to become the newest addition to Sea World’s manatee exhibit.

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Madonna took a lesson from Britney Spears’ Guide to Parenting and was caught riding in her Escalade with her 17-month-old son David on her lap. A source says:

“There was no car seat,” a source tells Us. “She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.” Reps for the legendary singer/children’s book author tell Us that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

This is Madonna’s idea of “proper security measures”? I know she’s insane, but she might as well replace his favorite bath toy with a toaster. Unless her idea of “proper security” is having her 17-month-old son flying out the windshield of her car. Then yeah, I guess that is pretty secure.

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Haylie Duff and Kristin Cavallari were spotted partying together in South Beach on Wednesday. I’m guessing it was an annual convention for almost-celebrities or something. They probably sat in a circle and took turns telling each other about how they were almost recognized at Arby’s, but turns out it was just the cashier asking if Diet Pepsi was okay instead of Coke.

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