Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law were spotted together at The Box on both Friday and Saturday night, sparking rumors they might be dating. A source says:

“She called Jude at 1 in the morning,” said our spy, “and met him at The Box.” “They are adoring one another’s company,” said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any “dating.”

And in case you’re wondering, yes, that is Jude Law dragging Lindsay Lohan by the arm. Didn’t you know? He’s a 300 pound black man.

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen showed up to Paris Fashion Week a couple weeks ago looking like the Children of the Corn. Are they even trying to look like people anymore? I know Parisians take their fashion seriously, so I’m a little surprised nobody took them out back and beat them to death with croissants. I guess they figured you can’t re-kill what’s already dead.

A few more of the Olsen twins looking ready to feast on your soul after the jump.

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A Vietnamese official says Angelina Jolie is just weeks away from getting her new 3-year-old son. Her application is being processed quickly and should be finished by the end of March at the latest. The director of the orphanage says about the child:

“He is in good health,” Trung said, adding that he gets along with the other children and likes playing soccer. “He is a little bit shy.”

And because Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt, Jolie is applying solo. Like it actually matters for somebody like her. She could have three lesbian wives and a pet alligator and she’d still get this child. She probably thought she was being so crafty too. “I’ll put down that I’m single. They’ll never suspect!” And then she pulls her shirt over her head and pretends she’s a ninja as she runs off into the night.

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Charlize Theron was spotted in her bikini hanging out at a Malibu beach over the weekend. And she has a nice body and all, but from the neck up she’s starting to look like an old homeless woman. People with millions of dollars shouldn’t have hair that looks like that. People with twelve dollars shouldn’t have hair that looks like that. It’s like instead of using a brush in the morning she just rubs her hair down with garbage.

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Two of Leonardo DiCaprio’s bodyguards were arrested by Israeli police yesterday after getting into a fight with photographers near the Western Wall in Jerusalem. Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend Bar Refaeli were visiting the site when photographers started up a media frenzy and a fight broke out.

I thought I was the only one who got into fights with photographers. I get it. I’m ridiculously good looking. That doesn’t give you the right to hide in my closet to get a shot of me changing. I’m more than a piece of meat. Although I understand the interest. A woman once caught a glimpse of my abs and then burst into flames. True story.

Some video of the incident after the jump, in case the above photo wasn’t quite satisfying enough.

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Evangeline Lilly almost lost her bikini bottom while attempting to surf in Hawaii over the weekend. Although it might’ve been a little more exciting if she had any discernible curves or womanly features. I feel like I’m looking at a dude in drag. She’s cute as a button, but it looks like God got confused while sculpting her body and gave her Jean Claude Van Damme’s ass by mistake.

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Pink showed off her belly at a Bally Total Fitness Conference, though I’m not sure why they would want her as a guest. Yeah she’s got muscles, but nobody’s looking at Pink thinking that’s their ideal body. They might as well have brought a gorilla out on stage and poked it with a stick while announcing: “Get a Bally Total Fitness membership and you too could look like this!”

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