Britney Spears has reportedly met a new boy in rehab, and the two are “growing very close” since their “special” relationship began. The guy’s name is Jason Filyaw (here’s his MySpace) and he refused to confirm or deny whether he’s dating Britney, but admitted, “I love her, I support her 100% and we are close.” He’s been attending AA meetings with Spears and added that he’s been helping Britney with the spiritually “deep” part of her recovery.

So the guy’s in rehab and looks like that. Wow, what a catch. If this relationship falls through (and I get the feeling it might) she should consider dating that creepy guy who follows little children around in his van. If we’re gonna date winners we might as well go for the gold.

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Ashley Olsen was spotted looking relatively normal shopping in Brenthood with her bra hanging out. Although I’m pretty sure the bra flash was intentional considering how her top was buttoned. With her figure I’m not even sure why she needs a bra. I know 7-year old boys who have bigger boobs than her. Hell, I know frying pans with bigger boobs than her.

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Lindsay Lohan almost killed a photographer last night after hitting him with her car. She told cops she was driving friends in her mom’s BMW when they pulled up to a hotel at 3am to dodge some paparazzi. She then claims the paparazzi swarmed her in the valet lane and one of them jumped onto the hood of her car. Unsurprisingly, the photographers tell a very different story, saying one of the photographers was standing in front of the car when Lindsay flipped the car into reverse and then drive, knocking him down. A source adds:

“She got out of the car to look at Giovanni on the ground as she’s talking to a cop, and then she’s allowed to leave. The other photographers there threw a fit that she was allowed to leave. The cops then asked her friends to call her to come back, and she came back.” NYPD detectives were still probing the incident but seemed to believe Lohan, sources said.

Lindsay Lohan crashes her car like every other month. She’s almost as qualified to drive as the blind. And how can the cops believe her story over all the photographers that were there? They jumped onto the hood of her car? She’s just making stuff up now. I’m surprised she didn’t claim they also had knives and were turning into vampires.

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Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is jealous of all the celebrities with babies and says she wants one of her own. She says what’s getting her ready for motherhood are her dogs and that they’re putting her into the maternal caregiving mode.

Gorgeous Jessica, who’d have no trouble with volunteers to make a baby in the old-fashioned way, says she’ll first adopt.

There’s no way somebody would give Jessica Simpson a baby. At least not a human one. The inside of a shark’s mouth would make a better parent. Probably score higher on the SAT’s too.

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Fergie was set to fly from Los Angeles to the UK but was banned from boarding the flight after being branded “too drunk to travel.” She delayed the flight for an hour while her luggage was removed, and a source says:

“She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn’t believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”

I was prevented from boarding a plane once because they said my fists needed to be registered as deadly weapons. I don’t remember what happened next but I think I punched a little girl through a wall. Justice prevails!

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An 8-month pregnant Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) was spotted in Beverly Hills yesterday. And I can’t help but wonder if I’ve ever seen true beauty until today. That face. That body. It’s like I’m finally using my eyes for the first time.

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I’m sorry but I haven’t been feeling well and I have alot to do at home and also planning a birthday party on top of that too. It’s just been real stressful for me this week. Hope everyone understands. Thank you!

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