I’m sure there was a time when Jenna Jameson was sexy, but judging by these pics you’d think that was a time of dinosaurs and unicorns. She looks like a disgusting version of Victoria Beckham, and Victoria isn’t all that non-disgusting to begin with. She doesn’t have AIDS does she? I’ll feel pretty bad if she has AIDS, but at least that’d explain why she looks like this. When the plastic surgeon asked what kind of look she was going for she probably responded, “Monster.”

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The Daily Star claims Britney Spears is facing “bankruptcy” after spending $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years and is “scared to death” of the financial situation she faces when she leaves rehab. A family friend says:

“She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can’t do that if she has to worry about going broke - which is exactly what she thinks will happen.”

I don’t know how $11 million is even close to bankruptcy, but whatever. In another Britney story, the Daily Star claims she was caught making out with another patient in the bushes. A source says:

“Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she’s been in the centre a while. The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren’t actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They’re in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren’t really encouraged.”

So Britney Spears is broke and trying to have sex with drug addicts in bushes. I dunno about you but she sounds cured. Once she gets out I wouldn’t be surprised if she worked her way up to become President of the United States. Or the Pope.

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Keanu Reeves hit a paparazzo with his car yesterday while pulling out of a parking space. According to the LA County Sheriff’s Department:

“Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb, and grazed a paparazzo” with his 1996 Porsche, around 8:45 PM Monday night in Rancho Palos Verdes. The Sheriff’s Dept. claims that the man then, “fell to the ground,” and “paramedics were summoned.” The photog was transported by ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for unknown injuries. Reeves was not injured during the accident.

The biggest mystery here is why anybody is following Keanu Reeves around trying to take his picture. There wasn’t a gas station attendant they could’ve been photographing? Or a gardener? Trying to get exclusive shots of Keanu Reeves is like trying to get exclusive shots of the dumpster behind Starbucks.

A few more of Keanu Reeves inspecting his Porsche after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Plumm in New York City last Thursday chain smoking and drinking Red Bull all night. And because this is Lindsay Lohan, she decided to pull her skirt up to her waist and give everybody a peek at her private parts. She’s just walking around and removing her clothes in public now. I mean, c’mon, at least pretend it’s an accident. Put your hand up to your mouth and go “Oops.” Fake that your clothes are on fire. Something more than just, “Hmm, I feel like showing people my vagina” and whipping it out.

A few more of Lindsay at Plumm after the jump. Thanks to everybody that sent this in.

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Salma Hayek probably has the weirdest pregnancy body I’ve ever seen. It’s like her baby is growing in her boobs or something. Most women just grow a little belly but she’s turning into The Incredible Hulk. I’m pretty sure eight months into this thing she’ll be a solid block of concrete.

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Just when you thought the internet couldn’t get any classier.

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Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos have reportedly split again. She allegedly ended things because Stavros was upset with all the attention she was getting from other guys. A source says:

“He gets jealous, so they argue. Not sure if it is permanent, but they have not been seeing each other for the past couple of weeks.”

She’s allegedly moved on to Josh Henderson, a musician and actor who used to date Ashlee Simpson. The two were spotted together at Area nightclub last Thursday and at one of Paris’ house parties this weekend. Although another source says there’s nothing between Hilton and Henderson, adding:

“She’s been over Stavros for a while. Now she’s into just hanging out with her girlfriends.”

I’m just wondering who’s still willingly going out with Paris Hilton? I assume these are the kinds of guys who spend their free time lighting their penises on fire and putting them in mouse traps.

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