Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It’s just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she’ll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, “Just remember, you can never be too classy.” Then she’ll pull a midget out of her vagina and start doing the Macarena.

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Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It’s just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she’ll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, “Just remember, you can never be too classy.” Then she’ll pull a midget out of her vagina and start doing the Macarena.

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Us Weekly reports Katie Holmes has been crying over the phone to Victoria Beckham because she says “Tom is denying her every single thing” and the two were once on the phone for over four hours. Not only that, but Tom Cruise reportedly left 18 messages in one hour on Victoria Beckham’s answering machine trying to get her to join Scientology. A source says:

“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” says the source. “Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church. When she says no, she means no.”

Tom Cruise’s rep responded, saying:

“This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology.”

I know reps lie all the time, but at least try to keep it believable. Tom Cruise has never encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology? He might as well have told us Tom Cruise captured a triceratops in his backyard and taught it to fly into outer space.

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Gisele Bundchen debuted her new shoe line at the official launch of Grendene’s new international brand Ipanema Gisele Bundchen. It’s kind of surprising that somebody with so much experience in the fashion industry can be so bad at it. It looks like she bought a bunch of shoes from Payless and had kindergartners decorate them during arts and crafts. And did I mention they’re blind? Because the kindergartners are blind.

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Phoebe Cates (the hot chick who takes off her bikini top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High) showed up to the King Lear premiere looking like this. I didn’t know it was possible to switch races midway through your life. Or, uh, genders. What the hell happened here? It’s like visiting your high school girlfriend after twenty years and seeing that they’ve turned into a 40-year-old bald man with a mustache.

A bunch more of Phoebe Cates looking absolutely terrible after the jump.

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During an interview with Vogue Hommes International at Claridge’s hotel in London, Pete Doherty pulled out a crack pipe and said:

“I always stumble back into it sooner or later, even if it’s for a half hour a day,” he says of the pipe, made from a miniature Martell Cognac bottle.

He then admitted he engaged in prostitution to feed his habit:

“There was no shame, because I kind of knew they were just lonely pissed-up old queens. And 20 quid was a lot of money!”

What kind of sad sad women (men?) are paying Pete Doherty for sex? You could glue fake eyes to a mop and get something more attractive. And seriously, if you’re gonna have sex with Pete Doherty why not save yourself some money and just do it with a dumpster. It’d probably be more fun anyway.

UPDATE: Does ‘queens’ mean the same thing in the UK as it does in the US?

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You’d think Natalie Portman naked and crying would be a little more entertaining than this, but you’d be wrong. You’d be so wrong. Especially if you thought ‘naked’ meant juggling chainsaws like I did. C’mon, woman, you call that juggling? I’ve seen better juggling at the platypus! I really need to learn what words mean.

Click the image for Natalie Portman’s slightly NSFW nude scene from Goya’s Ghosts.

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