

ONTD took the liberty of grabbing all the pictures off Rumer Willis’ Facebook and putting them up. Rumer isn’t really famous herself, but she’s the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis which makes her, uh, still not famous. Anyways here’s a little tip for kids of famous people: don’t use the internet. Especially if you’re going to use it to post pictures of yourself trying to eat condoms.
The rest of Rumer WIllis’ Facebook pictures after the jump, including her posting about dropping out of USC and working retail at Marc Jacobs.
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted outside the Ivy yesterday carrying around “God’s Promises For Your Every Need”, a book filled with comforting Bible passages for a variety of occasions. I don’t think I need to point out the irony here. Although the whole thing seems a little too forced. I’m surprised she didn’t “accidentally” drop a piece of paper with “This is Jesus. Lindsay Lohan is a very good girl.” scribbled on it. Only Jesus’ name is misspelled and the whole thing is written in crayon. And at the bottom is Lindsay’s name crossed out where she accidentally signed it.
A few more of Lindsay Lohan and her new book after the jump.
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Fergie was spotted in London giving a beggar some money yesterday. At least I think it’s money. Judging by her sunglasses she may very well have given her a handful of dirt, because, hey, that’s what they use as currency in the future. Is sunglasses even the proper term here? Space goggles? Insane-O-Eyes?
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Here’s Christina Aguilera help celebrating Nylon Magazine’s 8th Anniversary Celebration. And if you’re thinking to yourself, “Who blows out candles like that?” the answer is me. I also pose topless in doorways and give intense stares over my shoulder for no reason. I mean, who doesn’t?
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A rep for Jesse Metcalfe confirmed that he checked into a rehab center for alcohol abuse this week. His rep released a statement saying:
“On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die,’ hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment.”
Jesus Christ it must suck to be somebody’s rep, because you have to refer to people like Jesse Metcalfe as “the hunky gardener on the ABC show ‘Desperate Housewives’ and the star of the film ‘John Tucker Must Die.’” If I had that job I’d just refer to all my clients as Douchebag 1, Douchebag 2, etc. Unless I represented Angelina Jolie. Then I’d just remove my pants and refer to her as “My Love.”
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Four years ago Jay-Z made a bet with Playboy editor Rob Tannenbaum for 50-1 odds that he’d never come out of retirement and took $20 from him at the time. Well Jay-Z did come out of retirement with the release of “Kindom Come” so Tannenbaum gave his assistant a call to remind him of the wager and last week a messenger sent him $1,000 from Jay-Z’s office.
“Jay-Z is a man of his word. I just bought a plasma TV with the money, and the first thing I’m going to watch on it is a Jay-Z video.”
When you’ve got $12 bajillion in the bank paying off a $1,000 bet isn’t going to hurt that much, but it’s still impressive that Jay-Z kept his word. If it was me I would’ve pretended that I forgot about the bet, then went for a swim in my pool filled with money and had brunch with my solid gold robot servants.
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Ever known where Eva Longoria was before she got into desperate housewives? Well check her out in her earlier movie “Carlita’s Secret” giving a lesbian smooch. No wonder she qualified for the series later.

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