Hilary Duff showed up to the 18th annual GLAAD Media Awards wearing a dress not suited for her body at all. I mean she looks pretty good, but that dress looks like a joke. She looks like a 12-year-old who got into her mom’s closet. I’d take her just as seriously if she had oranges taped to her chest and drew her lipstick on with crayon.

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A rep for James Blunt confirms that he and Petra Nemcova split in February, though it was on amicable terms and they remain good friends. Additionally Blunt has recently been seen partying with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, and was spotted with her on numerous occasions in LA, including Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan’s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally at Blunt’s hotel room around 3am. Saturday morning. A clubgoer at Teddy’s says:

“Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

I know it’s just James Blunt, but going from Petra Nemcova to Lindsay Lohan has to be a pretty hard step to take. It’s like having filet mignon your entire life and then one day having to eat a homeless person’s old shoe. Which, in this case, also happens to be a used condom.

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Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo (only 400 were ever made) while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline yesterday. Griffin said:

“Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.”

The Ferrari belonged to the producer of Redline, who said:

“I’m glad Eddie came out of the crash okay, but my dream car got destroyed. I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, ‘There’s people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world.’ “

I dunno man, if Eddie Griffin crashed my Ferrari Enzo the next day’s headlines would read “Eddie Griffin strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner.” Although that’d be kind of a long headline. They could use a small font or something.

NOTE: Yes, Eddie Griffin actually referred to himself as Undercover Brother.

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Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo (only 400 were ever made) while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline yesterday. Griffin said:

“Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.”

The Ferrari belonged to the producer of Redline, who said:

“I’m glad Eddie came out of the crash okay, but my dream car got destroyed. I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, ‘There’s people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world.’ “

I dunno man, if Eddie Griffin crashed my Ferrari Enzo the next day’s headlines would read “Eddie Griffin strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner.” Although that’d be kind of a long headline. They could use a small font or something.

NOTE: Yes, Eddie Griffin actually referred to himself as Undercover Brother.

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David and Victoria Beckham partied in London with P. Diddy at the Automat Bar over the weekend, and judging by these pictures they barely survived. Also judging by these pictures, Victoria Beckham has breasts made out of solid diamond. I tried to stab her in the chest once but my knife bent like a cartoon. And then she gave me a hug and her boobs went through my chest and I died. True story.

Some of these pictures are possibly LSFW because her diamond nipples are fighting their way through her shirt.

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In case you’ve ever wondered, Paris Hilton allegedly lost her virginity to Tori Spelling’s brother, Randy Spelling. Spelling says:

“We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.” But the big-bucks heiress still has a soft spot for the small-screen heir, as evidenced by a recent hello outside a Los Angeles nightclub. “She came up to me and she was like, ‘I want to say hi to Randy.’ She was like, ‘Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi!’”

He also says about Bai Ling:

“Bai Ling was really crazy. She earnestly told us she is from the moon. She said she comes down from the moon on weekends to change outfits. I think she believes it.”

The biggest surprise here is that Randy Spelling has ever had sex with a woman. Or, ya know, a tranny. What’s the proper term for Paris? Livng STD? Well it’s surprising that he’s ever had sex period. He’s so ugly I imagine he’d be too afraid of himself to even masturbate.

A bunch more of Pais Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s 81st birthday celebration over the weekend after the jump.

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The biological grandfather of Angelina Jolie’s new 3-year-old Vietnamese son, Pax, says that his daughter is a heroin addict who gave Pax up for adoption two days after birth, but could cause trouble after finding out he’s been adopted by a rich movie star. He says:

“When she finds out that a rich movie star has adopted her baby, she will go after Angelina Jolie for money and make trouble for her. She may even try to take the child back.”

U.S. sources say the adoption is completely legal and couldn’t be contested because the papers were signed by Pax’s grandparents and not his mother. Plus his mother is a heroin addict who gave him up for adoption. So basically she has about as good a chance of getting custody of this kid as I do. Which probably isn’t very high, since my adoption application was just a handwritten note in blood that said, “Give me Pax or else.”

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