Rose McGowan reportedly warned her female co-stars not to wear red to the LA premiere of Grindhouse so her dress wouldn’t be upstaged. A source says:

“It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she’s self-obsessed.” Among the beauties ordered to do without red were Rosario Dawson, Jordan Ladd and Sydney Tamiia Poitier. But McGowan was in for a rude surprise when two minor cast members, twins Elise and Electra Avellan, paraded into the theater in bright red outfits. “It was basically a ‘[Bleep] you!’ to Rose,” said the source.

Her dress actually looks pretty good, which is too bad because it would’ve been ironic if it looked stupid as hell. Like if she was freaking out and yelling at everybody not to wear red and really her dress was actually a tomato costume or something.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted at Universal Studios with her boyfriend getting harrassed by a clown. There are only two things I’m certain of in this world: 1) my abs make steel look like Play-Doh and 2) clowns are the physical manifestation of evil. I’m surprised Jennifer Love Hewitt held it together long enough to pretend to be amused. If I was her there would’ve been a fist-shaped hole going through the clown’s chest and my closed palm squeezing a still pumping heart.

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Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving the Mercer hotel in New York over the weekend looking like some sort of crazy bag lady. What the hell is going on in these pictures? She’s got her face covered, her hair is done up like a 60-year-old cafeteria lady, she’s walking her dogs, and she’s got a pillow, just in case she needs to take a nap on the street. I’m trying to come up with a scenario where all of this would make sense, but all I can picture is her trying to fight crime and beating people with her pillow as she’s yelling, “Beware criminals! Bag Lady fights for justice! And knitting!”

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are reportedly set to get matching nose jobs and have both reportedly consulted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia about the surgery. An insider says:

“Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked to her sister about it, she loved the idea.” There has been speculation in the past that the mini-moguls have already had their features tweaked under the knife. “They both love changing their looks,” a friend tells ITW. “They thought this would make them look more polished.”

More polished? It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a nose job to fix whatever’s wrong with these two. Can they do face transplants yet? I saw in a movie once where they swapped John Travolta’s face with Nicolas Cage’s face and then they switched identities and had to shoot a bunch of people and blow stuff up. I think it was called Cinderella II: Dreams Come True.

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This is the much hyped lesbian kiss between Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston that aired on Dirt’s season finale yesterday. It’s every bit as disappointing and pathetic as you imagined it might be. If lesbian kisses were race horses, this would be the little guy in the back who’s just kind of walking it, and then halfway through he lies down and takes a nap. Watching your grandma try to put in her dentures in the morning is probably hotter than this.

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You thought Jessica Alba looked great in Sin City but the actress had her own apprehensions about playing Nancy. “I saw the pictures in the comic book and I thought, ‘That girl has some knockers! I didn’t really understand how I was going to get such an impressive chest!’ But then I went to lots of strip clubs and watched. : “I was thinking, what if I’m up there and I’m trying to be sexy and my chaps split or my top comes undone? I was worried I’d fall off stage and hit myself in the face with the rope. “I started off clothed but then I slowly got more comfortable, doing it in boots and shorts, then a Tt-shirt and then a bra and underwear. I had to do it that way because I was terrified. I mean, I was going to be on stage with a crew full of men and extras, half-naked and dancing,” said Alba. Well after all that apprehension you know how killing she appeared on screen.

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