Lindsay was interviewed over her Blackberry for the latest issue of GQ and her responses came back insane.

When asked about playing poker
“I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I’m going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!”

On the topic of cats
“Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in Just My Luck! I need a boyfriend. Geez.”

When asked what the happiest moment of her life was
“Gotta think sex scene today” and never wrote back again.

If you’re gonna interview Lindsay Lohan do it in person, not over a Blackberry. She has the attention span of a puppy on cocaine. They’re lucky they even got actual responses. I’m surprised she didn’t forget what she was doing halfway through the interview and start ordering Chinese food.

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My mind. It is the boggled!

Check out the original Black Eyed Peas version after the jump.

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Mariah Carey allegedly visited a Mexican orphanage with her lawyer recently and is possibly interested in adopting one of the children. I’m hoping this isn’t true, but there’s no way Mariah Carey would ever be given a baby. If you made a list of people less qualified to be a parent than Jessica Simpson there’d only be one name on it and it’d be Mariah Carey. And maybe a drawing of an angry dinosaur. But even that would be behind Mariah.

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Carmen Electra and The Bombshell Babes performed at Dinah Shore Week 2007 over the weekend. Although I’m not entirely sure who or what the Bombshell Babes are. Judging by these pics they’re sort of like the Pussycat Dolls, only without the singing. And they, uh, do acrobatics? All these groups are the same. Someone needs to start one where instead of dressing like whores they put on potato sacks and spend the whole time eating buckets of mayonnaise. It’s original and classy.

A ton more of Carmen Electra and the Bombshell Babes after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan showed up to DJ AM’s birthday party at club LAX over the weekend acting like her usual self. Look at her go! Everybody’s trying to take a nap and she’s nudging them awake going, “Look what I can do!” I kind of expected her to be using a Hula-Hoop and giving jazz hands. I guess she saves that stuff for funerals.

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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis got punched in the head Saturday night at Cameo in Miami after he was hitting on a group of Brazilian models and a jealous boyfriend took offense. After the assault, he was escorted from the scene by security. No word on what happened to the guy that initiated the violence, but I’m assuming they gave him a Medal of Valor. Or a meatball sandwich. Either way, score!

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Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl early this morning, though no name has been picked out yet and she’s just being referred to as Baby Brown. And because Scary Spice is a slut, she’s still not sure who the father is. She claims Eddie Murphy is the father, but Murphy said on a Dutch TV show last December:

“I don’t know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”

If I was Eddie I’d be denying I was the father too, just so nobody thought I ever had sex with Scary Spice. It’d be like getting caught having sex with a moose. Or admit to masturbating to Sesame Street.

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