Kylie Minogue showed up to the Chinese H&M opening looking like some sort of fembot. This is what a mad scientist would put together if he was asked to kill Austin Powers. She looks like she should have sparks shooting out of her ears and a speech balloon saying: “Destroy all humans!”

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Paris Hilton and Josh Henderson showed up to Complex Magazine’s 5th Anniversary Party at Area last night. And it looks like they were having some sort of contest to see who could make me want to punch them in the face harder. Paris wins, but only because Josh looks like he’s asleep. Who makes faces like this? I’m pretty sure Paris practices her looks, but how could she do this in front of a mirror and go, “Yeah, that’s the one right there.” To make this remotely newsworthy, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reportedly administered enemas at a wellness camp for their new season of The Simple Life. Although I bet that wasn’t the first time they were ever a pain in somebody’s ass. Zing! Clever!

A few more of Paris and Josh posing for the camera after the jump.

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Jennifer Aniston was spotted at the Creative Artist Agency with her nipples poking through her shirt. It isn’t nearly as sexy or interesting as it sounds, which is even more impressive considering it didn’t sound that sexy or interesting to begin with. She’s about as sexually appealing as an encyclopedia. And not some sexy encyclopedia either. Just the regular kind with words. Boring words.

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Pamela Anderson was spotted with Tommy Lee at the beach in Hawaii recently. Her face is starting to melt, but she still looks pretty good for a 39-year-old. And by pretty good I mean her breasts are looking more deformed than ever. It looks like her plastic surgeon went in and swapped out the silicone with Play-Doh. Squeezing a giant block of Silly Putty would be more fun. Probably feel more realistic too.

A ton more of Pamela Anderson with Tommy Lee after the jump.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly commissioned a 280-foot-long Italian luxury yacht for $268 million. The yacht will have a swimming pool, a heliport, and a submarine, and is expected for delivery in 2009.

There’s conflicting reports about how much the yacht actually costs (between $140 to $268 million), but all the numbers sound way too high. Even combined I don’t think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are worth that much. And if they are, after the yacht they’ll have, oh, about zero dollars left. I don’t know how glamorous their relationshp is gonna be when pictures start surfacing of them stealing from homeless people and eating piles of dirt.

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OK! magazine is saying Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are calling it quits because Anthony is too “controlling” and “suffocating” his wife.

Despite marriage counseling, the couple “had a huge argument” last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend’s New York apartment. Another argument came in December. Instead of spending New Year’s Eve together, the mag reports, Lopez came to a Miami party solo. “Marc expected Jennifer to follow him back to New York and beg for forgiveness, but she didn’t,” a friend tells OK! “Marc is very machismo,” the mag quotes a source as saying. “Marc won’t let her even do a photo shoot by herself. He is always there watching, waiting.” At a Golden Globes party, “Marc [dragged] Jennifer away after spotting her dancing with another man. He has also insisted that Jennifer sell her beloved Miami home and the Los Angeles house where they wed.”

I doubt this is true, but I like that they make Marc Anthony sound like some sort of jungle cat. It’s not bad enough he looks the way he does, they have to describe him as an insane psycho person. It’s like they copy and pasted an article about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and just replaced all the names.

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Looks like it has become Christina Aguilera’s USP that she keeps reinventing her sound and her look with every new album that she comes up with.

“I think that life is all about changing and trying to continue your growth as a person,” she says. “I’m not the same person that I was on the last record, and I wasn’t the same person on ‘Stripped’ as I was when I first came out. To me, it’s just a constant evolution.”

She credits her hubby Jordan Bratman for bringing happiness and stability to her life. (Bratman was the inspiration for “Ain’t No Other Man,” the lead single off of “Back to Basics.”)

With her personal life in order, Aguilera says she’s able to set her sights on her longterm career goals, which are to stay relevant and stay on-top.

“I really have a game plan for myself,” she says. “I know where I want to end up many, many years from now, and I’m extremely determined. I have a drive in me that’s been with me since a really, really young age.

“I really kept my focus. And I think that’s why I was able to stay in it and keep putting out quality work that comes from the heart.”

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