The Mirror reported today that Bar Rafaeli is pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s baby, and friends of Bar say the two are “delighted” by the news. The pregnancy speculation began last month when Bar wore a loose-fitting top to a party at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and only drank mineral water all night. However, a rep for DiCaprio says the story is “totally BS” and “100 percent made up bollocks.”

You know, Leonardo DiCaprio went out with Gisele Bundchen and he didn’t get her pregnant either. Two supermodel girlfriends and neither of them pregnant? It’s starting to sound suspiciously like he doesn’t have a penis. Or if he does, I think he’s required by law to turn it in.

NOTE: It’s not the most spectacular outfit ever, but I don’t think it’s fair to call somebody pregnant just because they show up to a party wearing this. Blind maybe, but not pregnant. She’s dressed like she’s meeting somebody for a lunch at Arby’s, not heading to a Vegas nightclub.

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The Mirror reported today that Bar Refaeli is pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s baby, and friends of Bar say the two are “delighted” by the news. The pregnancy speculation began last month when Bar wore a loose-fitting top to a party at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and only drank mineral water all night. However, a rep for DiCaprio says the story is “totally BS” and “100 percent made up bollocks.”

You know, Leonardo DiCaprio went out with Gisele Bundchen and he didn’t get her pregnant either. Two supermodel girlfriends and neither of them pregnant? It’s starting to sound suspiciously like he doesn’t have a penis. Or if he does, I think he’s required by law to turn it in.

NOTE: It’s not the most spectacular outfit ever, but I don’t think it’s fair to call somebody pregnant just because they show up to a party wearing this. Blind maybe, but not pregnant. She’s dressed like she’s meeting somebody for a lunch at Arby’s, not heading to a Vegas nightclub.

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This picture of Hayden Panettiere licking her friend’s boob has been making the rounds on the internet. I have no idea what’s going on but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to think about. She’s, what, 17-years-old? If you’re a guy and you looked at this the police are already on their way over.

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I know you guys are getting sick of Alessandra Ambrosio, but I figure you’d rather look at somebody you’re sick of than somebody that actually makes you sick. Although I’m not sure anything can stand up to Courtney Love’s stomach. She tries her best, but compared to Courtney Love Alessandra comes off looking like some sort of three-legged rat creature. I mean seriously, appearing in a post after Courtney Love? She’s just embarrassing herself.

NOTE: This is the last Alessandra post, I promise. Unless more pictures of her come out in which case just kidding.

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Courtney Love says she lost all her weight through diet and exercise, but a friend claims that isn’t entirely true. The source says:

“She’s telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won’t be able to make out with anyone because of her breath.” But a rep for Love, who says she’s dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, “Not true. She says she never got surgery.”

This is shocking shocking stuff. You mean she didn’t produce that flappy body naturally? I can’t even believe it. I mean look at that stomach. It looks so natural. To think anybody touched that is just…no…I don’t believe it. I won’t believe it. *runs sobbing down the hall and hides in the closet*

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Star magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has gotten a ton of work done to help get ready for her comeback.

Gone to church, dabbled in bulimia and now heavy into light lipo. It’s more a cooking session. You heard of Tomato Reduction? We’re talking Britney Reduction. Shrinking her size 6 to size 2. Since surgery requires drugs, this addictive rehab alumna is - per Star magazine’s current issue - into soybean anti-fat injections. Stuffing tofu up her tutu means Vegas, six weeks, 12 sessions, $130,000. Then she’s on to BevHills doc Raj Kanodia, who reshaped Jennifer Aniston’s and Ashley Simpson’s noses and so shies from publicity that he actually spelled his name for me. Then she’s getting rid of those crappy tattoos.

Don’t ask me why the New York Post is writing their articles like a shopping list because I couldn’t tell you. They could replace everything they wrote with “magic” and it’d be just as interesting to me. Although this is clearly the best Britney Spears has looked in a long time. Compared to how she used to look her regiment could consist of hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and it still probably would’ve been an improvement.

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Alessandra Ambrosio kicked off the launch of a four day Victoria’s Secret event in Miami yesterday called “Get Sexy, Miami.” Which isn’t really news, but it’s been medically proven that waking up to Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the best way to start off a morning. Right after finding a giant bag of money or, at number one, looking in the mirror and discovering that you’re me.

A ton more of Alessandra Ambrosio after the jump.

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