Jenna Jameson says she’s trying to gain back the weight she’s lost and at her lowest point she weighed just 92 pounds. She says:

“I got pretty skinny for a little bit. My lightest was about 92 pounds. I ate today!” Then on her way home, one of Jenna’s friends handed her a corndog, to which she announced, “I love hot dogs on a stick. So fucking sexy!”

Keep in mind she’s 5 foot 7 inches, so at 92 pounds that’s basically the weight of her skeleton. I don’t know what she was aiming for, but that’s the average weight of a 13-year-old girl. Picture having sex with a broom and it’d probably be just as hot.

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Paris Hilton is apparently losing her mind. She arrived alone at Les Deux a week ago Friday and met up with her sister Nicky, but as she was leaving she started chanting “Firecrotch” to herself. A source says:

“But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear. And she wasn’t saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!”

To be fair, randomly chanting your archenemy’s nickname to yourself isn’t weird at all. And neither is secretly photographing them and cutting out their eyes. Or gluing the eyeless photos to dolls and putting on a private puppet show for yourself. No, if that were weird I’d probably have a pretty serious problem on my hands.

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Think for a minute you don’t know Pamela Anderson!

Now look at this picture, what do you picturize ?? An up class Whore ??  A very young Granny juggling around with her fake Jugs ?? or … well I am bored !! The point being, the once upon a time,’ Hard-Crotch-maker’ is no longer able to bring changes of any kind in my body, except for say a puking feeling.

I expected Pam to be the last person who would be affected by age , but it seems otherwise. I guess that’s the reason she got some fake boobs, to divert attention from her face. But I guess that’s not working anymore !! Look up yourself  

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Pamela Anderson was spotted in her bikini at the beach with Tommy Lee again over the weekend. Which might have been more interesting if anybody cared about Pamela Anderson. At least her boobs still look like tumors. My number one complaint of boobs has always been that that they don’t have enough extra lumps in them. And ripples. Hot rippling action is the sign of a quality boob.

A ton more of Pamela Anderson and her possibly fake breasts after the jump.

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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Maybe just a smidgen? I know this is her trying to be clever, but she just comes off sounding like an idiot. Being clever only works if you have a brain, and not a cartoon drawing of a turtle where your brain should be.

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Avril Lavigne is taking more shots at Britney Spears, saying Britney could avoid the press if she really wanted to, and that she doesn’t get as much attention as Britney because she wants it that way.

“The press isn’t all over me like that. She’s probably one of the people who can’t control it. But if you don’t want it, you could get away from it. I don’t want my picture taken all the time.” Lavigne added that she and her hubby, musician Deryck Whibley, aren’t tabloid targets because they avoid the press. “If you want to be a tabloid couple, go around every red carpet in L.A., go to The Ivy for lunch. We don’t do any of that. To us, it’s cheesy. It’s lame.”

It’s funny that Avril Lavigne actually believes she doesn’t get as much attention as Britney Spears because she’s being crafty and avoiding the press. The only way she could be any more deluded is if she put on a pointy tin foil hat and started thinking she was Napoleon.

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