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Britney Spears has lost 12 pounds since leaving rehab, and people are speculating it might be from a series of shots which melt away fat since she was spotted at a LipoDissolve clinic in Las Vegas. Additionally, just a few days before visiting LipoDissolve, Britney also visited a celebrity dentist to get the Zoom whitening treatment.

Whatever she’s doing she should keep it up. She was spotted at Millenium Dance Studio looking almost like her old self. In another six months she’ll probably be more robot than human, but as long as she looks good who cares. Besides, I’ve always wanted to see what a cyborg vagina looks like.

A ton more of Britney in her dance outfit after the jump.

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Ever seen Jean-Claude Van Damme dance on TV and get a public erection? You have now, my friends. And the future will never be the same.

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Jessica Simpson was spotted at Cabo Cantina without a bra on and wearing what appears to be her grandmother’s pants. She actually used to be hot, right? It wasn’t just some wonderful dream I had? Because looking at her now, I can’t even wrap my mind around it. I’m pretty sure if you took a sample of her DNA it’d show she was slowly devolving into a monkey.

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Last month Lindsay Lohan caused over $150,000 of water damage to her ex Harry Morton’s condo when her own condo flooded on the floor above. And contrary to reports, the leak wasn’t because of a faulty pipe, but because Lindsay Lohan had left the faucet running in her bathtub. And in a sort of related story, in an interview with Allure magazine Lohan says she feels like she plays the role of protector around her friends and family. She says:

“When my friends and family are around me I feel like they’re safe … When my friends have left me - I’ve just seen everything collapse. They’re not safe without me.”

I’d be feeling a lot of things if I was around Lindsay Lohan, but safe wouldn’t be one of them. She left the water running in her damn bathtub. That only happens in movies and cartoons. I’m not even sure her brain is still functioning anymore. If you cut her head open you’d probably find a stuffed animal in there.

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Paula Abdul reportedly went diva on a recent flight and demanded special treatment. A source tells Star:

“She pulled a major diva trip. The other passengers were not amused. She asked to be let on the plane and seated first.” When Abdul was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!” A number of fellow passengers heard the exchange, and one shouted at her: “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” That, according to the source, prompted a round of laughter from the others - except Abdul. Once boarding began, Abdul pushed her way in front of the rest of the passengers so that she did get on first, and tried to keep the seat next to her empty, telling others it was taken. Finally, a flight attendant told her she had to give up the seat because the flight was full. Abdul kept her head bowed and reportedly was “twitchy” during much of the trip.

This sounds completely made-up, even for Paula Abdul. Plus the source is Star, so that doesn’t help much either. You’d get more reliable reporting from some scribbles on a Post-It note you found in the trash.

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Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani are both set to play one-off Auckland shows at Vector Arena in July.

Following the Chili Peppers two sellout concerts this Saturday and Sunday, Good Charlotte will play at Auckland’s St James next Friday, before Pink performs at Vector Arena next month.

UK-based New Zealand singer Daniel Bedingfield said musicians were being forced to tour due to the loss of revenue from the illegal downloading of music.

“It’s a really tough time at the moment, for all of us actually. But you can’t stop it [illegal downloading].”

However, Bedingfield is pleased artists are being forced to perform live to earn their keep.

“Music should be live. You can’t hide behind auto-tune when you’ve got a stage in front of you. No amount of reverb can fix a bad performer when they’re live.

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Cameron Diaz was spotted in Hollywood without her bra on, which might’ve been a bigger deal if she actually had breasts. Although she’s looking pretty good for somebody whose mouth was once classified by NASA to be “Super Really Gigantic.” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that was the scientifiic term they used.

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