I’m not a fashion expert or anything, but having functioning eyes makes me more qualified to dress somebody than Mischa Barton. She looks like she had an old woman put together a superhero outfit from clothes she found in the garbage. She and Jessica Simpson should get together and start a “women who dress like they’re 100-years-old” club. And at every meeting they could like, I dunno, tuck their boobs into their pants or something.

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If you haven’t already heard it, this is the message Alec Baldwin left on his 11-year-old daughter’s voice mail. I don’t get what everybody’s making such a big deal over. This sounds like a pretty normal father daughter conversation. Although I am surprised he lets her out of the cage long enough to use a phone.

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Christina Aguilera is all set to tour Australia this July with her “Back To Basics” 2007 Tour.

It’s been three long years since Christina last wowed Australian audiences on her sold out “Stripped” tour and this July she’s coming back to blow away fans with her “Back To Basics” tour!

The sassy and accomplished four time Grammy Award winner has assembled an acclaimed production team for her concert tour featuring choreographer and director Jamie King (Madonna, Janet Jackson, Prince) and Roberto Cavalli, who has designed over 130 tour costumes for Christina, her band and huge dancing troupe.

Fused with elements of retro glamour, the “Back to Basics” Australia & New Zealand Tour will feature a unique stage design that will allow Christina’s fans unprecedented access to the stage, as she performs classics and her latest hits from her platinum selling album ‘Back To Basics’ including her latest smash single ‘Candyman’ (now in stores).

General tickets go on sale from May 2 but as a special offer to her fans, pre-sale tickets will be available via www.frontiertouring.comfrom noon Thursday 26 April to noon Friday 27 April or until the pre-sale allocation is exhausted so make sure you don’t miss out!

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Looks like Paris Hilton has already split with Josh Henderson. She and James Blunt hooked up Wednesday night and were spotted making out at club Teddy’s. A source says:

“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”

I always wondered how James Blunt managed to score with Petra Nemcova, and apparently it was all part of an elaborate hoax set up by God. I can already picture God sitting in his office dreaming up his plan: “I’ll make him a famous musician. Then I’ll give him millions of dollars. Then I’ll give him Petra Nemcova. And then *cracking up* and then I’ll put him together with Paris Hilton *laughing hysterically* and when his penis falls off I’ll jump out from behind the clouds and scream ‘Punk’d!’”

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Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, is siding with Britney’s manager Larry Rudolph for doing what needed to be done. Rudolph was fired last Friday because Britney was pissed he forced her into rehab, and Britney’s dad sent an email to Page Six defending him, writing:

“When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter’s statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him.”

In response, Britney said via her rep:

“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now.”

Why don’t they just have a knife fight and get over it already? That’s how I solve all my conflicts. And, sure, I’m wanted in all 50 states and most of Europe, but at least I’m not fighting with my dad through a newspaper.

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