There must be some sort of secret celebrity douche club I don’t know about, because Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together at Tao last Friday. Paris was with her boyfriend Josh Henderson though, so hopefully she and K-Fed weren’t doing anything too horrifying. Can you imagine if these two actually did get together? Their kids would come out with flippers instead of arms.

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Fergie showed up to the Class of Hope Prom 2007 looking like an actual female woman. I don’t know if she’s wearing a mask or makeup or what, but looking at her doesn’t make me instantly want to shield my crotch. Although to be fair, I’m used to her looking like this. She could grow a second nose out of her forehead and it’d be an improvement.

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Ivanka Trump showed up to Good Morning with Mike and Juliette at Fox New York City wearing a gigantic wrinkled suit. I don’t know which thought horrifies me more, that she’s actually wearing her dad’s suit or that this thing actually fits her. If she showed up to a meeting dressed like this everybody would think she was representing some sort of clown college.

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Jaime Pressly says she’s excited for the birth of her first child next month, but is freaked about the way her thighs and chest are ballooning. She tells Redbook:

“These little saddlebags on the side of me right now - I’ve never had anything like that. And my boobs are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I’m going to be able to feed a small village.”

Oh yeah, baby. Now that’s how you talk sexy. I think it’s illegal to be as aroused as I am right now. The last time I heard somebody talk this hot was listening to one of Al Gore’s speeches on global warming.

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For Jessica Alba top positions have been pouring in. This time it has been by Victoria’s Secret team that has labeled her the sexiest lady on earth. Reason? Her curves and smile! Wow and you surely don’t want to disagree, do you?

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A Bride surely enjoys one bridal bash before the nuptial, but the lucky ones like Eva Longoria has it twice. First it was Housewives co-star Felicity Huffman who gave Longoria her present as a bridal bash. And then came Desperate Housewives co-star Teri Hatcher who gave Longoria a perfect girls only party to freak her senses out with enjoyment. Hmm…Hope Tony Parker also has some luck with his team mates arranging some stag party for him. He has still got time to coax his friends till the 7th of July.

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Jennifer Tilly showed up to the grand opening of The Pearl concert theater wearing this ridiculous dress. And maybe I’m just losing my mind, but are parts of her dress actually made from see-through plastic? Like the stuff old people cover their couches with? Who the hell put this together? If anybody asked who they were wearing, other celebrities would answer Gucci and Versace and Jennifer Tilly would say: “My grandma made this out of her sofa.”

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