What the fuck did they do to Jessica Alba? It’s like they couldn’t get her for the Fantastic Four photoshoot so they just drew her in. Only they got confused and used a picture of Denise Richards as reference. They could’ve put Chris Rock in there and it would’ve looked more like her.

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Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins. And judging by her expression it was mmm mmm good. What the hell did she order? Period blood? At least I know what she didn’t order: a sexy dreamboat. Otherwise she’d be carrying around a giant cup of me.

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Mischa Barton says she knows her friend Nicole Richie has an eating disorder, but that her own body is due to having a fast metabolism. She says:

“I am a normal weight. I understand the responsibility that comes with a role in a TV show that is watched by millions of teenagers … but the thing is that I am naturally this shape. I have a very fast metabolism and it is sometimes annoying when you are compared to people who are clearly not naturally that way. I am sensitive to people like Nicole (Richie) who have body issues, but I am always pretty much the same weight.”

To be fair, I’ve never accused Mischa Barton of being anorexic, only of dressing like she’s lost her mind. Unless wearing adult diapers at the ripe old age of 21 isn’t a sign of insanity, in which case I take everything back. Silly me, all this time I’ve just been holding my own pee in like a fool.

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Britney Spears was spotted coming home from the recording studio yesterday in a torn shirt with her nipple popping out. Although it’s tough to get past that stupid smile of hers. She could be completely naked and juggling rattlesnakes and the only thing you’d notice about the picture is how much you wish somebody taped something over her face.

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Scarlett Johansson ate it on some steps after the SNL after-party over the weekend because she was trying to avoid the paparazzi by putting a coat over her head. No, seriously. Watch the video. It’s like a scene out of a National Lampoon movie. I’m surprised the government hasn’t already picked her up for her amazing stealth techniques and put her to work for the CIA.

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Christina Aguilera has come up the hard way and seems to be enjoying every bit of the success she has earned for themselves.

She says, “People betrayed me and I had a really hard time. That, along with what I’d been through with my family and my father and hard times at school meant I was knocked down. It was too much and I felt I’d been through the wringer - I was like a punchbag. I think talking to people is important and my family have helped me through it. I’d definitely be open to going to a therapist. I went when I was younger. But making this record (’Stripped’) has been therapeutic. It’s a tough record, it’s personal and it’s made me feel vulnerable. It’s honest. Emotionally I’ve laid myself bare - it’s what’s in my heart. I’ve been writing a lot of poems and I wanted to disappear from the public eye and live life for a minute. I didn’t want to play it safe.”

We appreciate your dare bare babe… both in terms of your music and your image

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It took awhile, but the poor bastards at our sibling site Geekologie finally got comments enabled. Head on over and leave a word or two. Or three. Heck, maybe even an entire sentence.

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