Jessica Simpson showed up to the 2nd Anniverarsy of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in Las Vegas with her boobs once again prominently displayed. Which I can only assume is a diversionary tactic to draw attention away from her face. It’s not even that she looks bad here, just kind of weird, like a really tanned zombie. Although if you listen carefully, you can actually hear the sound of Joe Simpson somewhere getting a boner. And that somewhere? My bedroom. Rowr! Wait, what? Oh, no. Oh God, no!

A ton more of Jessica Simpson and her huge cleavage after the jump.

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Paris Hilton broke down Saturday after having lunch at Prego, burrying her face in her hands while her mom tried to comfort her. And in case you start to feel sorry for her, in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Paris says she’s unfairly targeted by cops and that they pull her over all the time to hit on her:

“I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re [the cops] like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?’ “

I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t say something happens all the time when it hasn’t even happened once. Ever. In your entire life. That’d be like me claiming I ride around on rainbows with my pet unicorn. Except not really, because I actually do do that all the time.

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Ty Pennington, the guy from “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”, was arrested Saturday morning on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs and alcohol while driving. Although if you’ve ever seen this guy or know who he is, I’m sure you’ll agree when I say it’s too bad he wasn’t arrested for getting karate kicked in the throat.

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Pamela Anderson is keeping gossips guessing about her love life after jetting off to Russia with American football star David Binn.

Just a day after it was revealed in a Uk newspaper that Anderson’s ex Tommy Lee had bought the busty a blonde a new home in Dubai - suggesting the couple was back together - reports have surfaced about the former Baywatch babe’s new sporty hook-up.

According to America’s Ok! magazine, Anderson has been quietly dating San Diego Chargers star Binn for some time and they recently took a low-key trip to Russia together.

According to America’s Ok! magazine, Anderson has been quietly dating San Diego Chargers star Binn for some time and they recently took a low-key trip to Russia together.

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Actress Cameron Diaz is hoping to turn the next Shrek movie all green - by asking producers to consider a film with an eco-friendly message.

The actress, who plays the ogre Princess “Fiona” in the Shrek films, has started her campaigning to make the fourth film all about the environment.

She says, “That’s something I’ve been on producer Jeffrey’s Katzenberg case about, that the swamp possibly could be in danger.”

And Diaz has the backing of her animated mother in the Shrek films, Julie Andrews.

The movie legend [Julie Andrews] says,

“What better way to get a message across than with something that’s so funny?”

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Paris Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz has announced he’ll no longer be representing Paris. Last Friday Paris claimed in court it was Mintz who told her she was allowed to drive even though she had a suspended license. The judge didn’t believe her and sentenced her to jail anyways. Elliot issued a statement saying:

“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”

This is a smart move on Elliot’s part. Anything he does now should be easy compared to dealing with Paris Hilton. His job could be to figure out a way to travel back in time and punch George Washington in the face and it would still be easier than trying to make Paris Hilton look good. He probably would’ve had an easier time representing Hitler.

And because she’s so completely empty, Paris Hilton went shopping the day after she found out she’d be serving jail time. And it wouldn’t be Paris without her dress blowing up and everybody seeing her panties.

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A friend of Lindsay Lohan has leaked a video of Lindsay snorting cocaine and shoving it up a friend’s nose while the two were crammed in a toilet at club Teddy’s. The video was taken just 20 days after she left rehab and in it she’s also heard saying: “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” The friend that leaked the video says she’s worried about Lindsay and “that’s why I’m showing this video. So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.” She also says:

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it - she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

I know you were tempted to skip that giant quote above, but do yourself a favor and read it. It’s not like anybody believed Lindsay was sober, but this is just ridiculous. You could adapt the life of Skeletor and it’d probably be less dramatic.

A bunch more blurry screen captures of Lindsay Lohan snorting cocaine after the jump.

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