Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn’t see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. Because that, uh, sounds like it might be true. Although I dropped out of school in the second grade, so Abraham Lincoln inventing the iPod also sounds like it might be true to me.

A bunch more of Lindsay Lohan and her freckled boobs after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn’t see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. Because that, uh, sounds like it might be true. Although I dropped out of school in the second grade, so Abraham Lincoln inventing the iPod also sounds like it might be true to me.

A bunch more of Lindsay Lohan and her freckled boobs after the jump.

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Kirsten Dunst showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala taking the costume part way too literally. You’d think she would’ve figured out a way to cover up her ugliness with fashion or makeup by now, but she actually looks worse after getting all dressed up. And what the hell is she wearing? A tent? My guess is she’s trying to look as horrifying as possible in person, so that when people see her movies they’re blown away by how much better she looks. Which is still so far below average her face is what children picture hiding under their beds at night.

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Booby Pamela may be an eye-candy for men all over the world but she left her li’l son Brandon aged 10yrs red in face.

When her son saw his mom virtually naked on the front cover of her novel ‘Star’ he said,

‘Is anybody going to see that? It’s so embarrassing.’

I pity the little child… When he grows older enough to surf the net I wonder how he will react to his mothers completely nude pictures.

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Jessica Simpson showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala once again trying to show off her breasts. I don’t know who does her makeup but she looks like a completely different person every time I see her. At least she’s finally starting to figure out people only care about her boobs. She could have a watermelon for a head and nobody would notice. Except for me, but I’m a world-class detective. I once had a detectiving contest with Sherlock Holmes and I beat him so bad he started to cry.

A ton more of Jessica Simpson and her massive cleavage after the jump.

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What happens when ex-lovers meet each other and are forced to treat each other well, beaming and grinning and pretend as if they have moved on.

Well…they behave like Cam and Justin at the Shrek premiere. Poor fellas were forced into an awkward kiss at the premiere of Shrek The Third in Los Angeles.

Timberlake and Diaz both voice characters in the animated film – but managed to studiously avoid each other until they had to pose for a cast photo.

The pair then bowed to the inevitable, and stiffly hugged each other before kissing each other on the cheek.

An eyewitness tells The Sun,

“Cameron did her best to avoid eye contact.”

I guess she feared it would rekindle those flames of heartache again… poor Cam!

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Cate Blanchett showed up to the red carpet of the Costume Institute Gala in New York looking like some sort of troll. She usually looks elegant and ethereal, so I don’t know what the hell is going on here. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, hopping from foot to foot and waving a stick over her head.

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