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Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in Malibu last Friday and was spotted on the beach in a bikini and wet t-shirt. Which automatically makes this the best photoshoot ever. Well, except for any other photoshoot featuring me. Poets have died trying to describe my eyes.

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Busty babe Pamela Anderson, who has been divorced twice, hates the fact a lot of modern men are comfortable showing their feelings, and admits she is only attracted to “strong” guys.

Pammie - who is currently dating American football player David Binn - said: “I want my man to be very strong and very calm. I’m such a crazy person and so emotional I don’t need someone else like that around me. I can just relax when I am with David.

“What I hate nowadays is that so many guys are becoming like girls - they are not cool anymore!”

Despite failed marriages to rockers Kid Rock and Tommy Lee, the 39-year-old blonde still believes in love and believes it is the secret to a long and happy life.

Pammie said: “Love makes you live longer. I wouldn’t want to live any other way. But it’s painful at times. I feel much healthier when I’m in love - I am much truer to my feelings. As you know, I have gotten in trouble a few times.”

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Cameron Diaz is begging parents to stop telling their kids that she’s the real Princess Fiona in the Shrek movies - because she thinks children should believe in green ogres for as long as possible.

The actress admits she’s thrilled when young fans realize her voice is behind their favorite animated character, but she believes in make believe.

She says, “Parents will say to their kids when they’re watching Charlie’s Angels: ‘Do you know who this is? It’s Princess Fiona,’ and they’ll say, ‘That’s not Princess Fiona.’ I’m like, ‘Don’t ruin it for them, let them just have Princess Fiona. They don’t need to know that’s me behind her because for kids it’s real.’ Kids invest in reality that way, the same way they go to bed with their teddy bear and give it a name. They probably think it gets up in the middle of the night and gets cookies. We just believe those things when we’re children.”‘

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Jessica Simpson was spotted at Pure nightclub in Vegas looking like a blow up sex doll. And not some nice expensive one from an upscale boutique. I’m talking one you’d find in the alley behind a porno theater.

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Avril Lavigne is blaming Britney Spears for her lack of popularity, saying nobody pays attention to her because Britney takes up so much space in the media.

“She has paparazzi at her house every day,” Lavigne told the Australian newspaper Townsville Bulletin. “Then she does things that are crazy, so everyone talks about it.”

And then when Pink was asked how she felt about her peers like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton she said:

“They just get stupider and stupider. But I guess ignorance is bliss.”

Sure Britney Spears is a mess, but Avril Lavigne and Pink are out of their minds delusional. This is like Danny DeVito judging Michael Jordan for being short and then blaming him for ruining his professional basketball career.

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22-year-old singer Lily Allen posted a whiny little message on her MySpace talking about feeling fat and ugly and how depressed she is. She writes:

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

This bitch weighs like 110lbs. Which is clearly super fat, but nowhere near time for gastric bypass or lipo. If she actually got gastic bypass I would laugh. And, uh, she would die. Which would probably make me laugh some more. But only because it’s funny when stupid people kill themselves. Like my friend Sarah who died of cancer. Oh, the laughs we had about that.

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You’d think Lindsay Lohan would’ve spent her weekend at the library reading to underpriveleged children, but you’d be wrong. Instead, she spent it in the Bahamas making out with her new boy toy Callum Best, hanging out in her bikini, and showing off her nipples. Shocking shocking stuff, I know. I mean, it’s just so uncharacteristic of her.

A super ton more of Lindsay Lohan in her bikini at the Bahamas after the jump. Her nipple is popping out of her bikini top in the first four and probably NSFW.

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