I just heard Christina Aguilera recently posed for famed photographer, David LaChapelle for Italian Vogue, I figured its time to puke…so i took the precautionary measure, I took the pills first and only then took the chance of having a peek at them..
So here are the snaps of the beaten down tranny….. Enjoy.

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Christina Aguilera was spotted at Teddy’s last Friday with her makeup done up about as whorish as she’s ever done it. And for some reason she looks nothing like Christina Aguilera. I’ve got a roast turkey in my fridge that looks more like Christina Aguilera than this.

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A rep for Denise Richards confirms that Denise and Richie Sambora have ended their year-long relationship which, if you recall, took place among rumors that Sambora cheated on Heather Locklear, that Richards betrayed her friend, and that Charlie Sheen abused Richards.

“They broke up two months ago, back in March, but they have remained close friends.” When asked what caused the breakup, the rep answered: “Timing.”

They split up two months ago? And not a single person cared enough to cover it? Wow, these two are really riding the popularity train. If their stardom gets any bigger it might consume our galaxy.

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Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos. The two were spotted making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Stavros’ friend Brandon Davis.

“She was grinding him,” our witness said. “It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww.”

I didn’t think it was possible, but this chick has worse taste in men than Pamela Anderson. Stavros Niarchos? Jesus, he used to bang Paris Hilton. Petra would be better off dating a syringe filled with syphilis.

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Looks like Pamela Anderson has all her options open. On one hand she is reported to be dating David Binn and on the other hand she seems to have gotten back to her ex-husband Tommy Lee.

But psst… she was seen bumpin and grindin at a popular hotspot with a tattooed young guy who looked like K-Fed

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Cameron Diaz once again revisits the kingdom of Far, Far Away  in Dreamworks Animation’s Shrek the Third, and this time the ladies get to kick some ass. When Prince Charming invades the castle, he captures Fiona and the other princesses and it’s up to the Queen and Fiona to help the girls go from helpless to heroines.

Its her third time and she seems to be more than attached to her character Princess Fiona. She says,

” You know, it’s very true, the first “Shrek” I had no idea what I was doing, and I didn’t know Fiona at all, I had no idea who she was, I didn’t know what context she fit into the story. And now I do, I look out for her in a totally different way, I respect her, I want to protect her, not that I have to because they all have her best interest as well obviously, they want to be true to Fiona as well. The once instance, the only thing I can think of is after Fiona and Shrek got married there was a slight nag that started to happen that I was not so keen on. I was like, “She cannot be a nag.” And a nag I mean like she was a little bit selfish about how she expected Shrek to show up for her, and I just didn’t feel it was fair to him.”

“…She knows Shrek, she knows his weaknesses, she knows it’s hard for him to be out of the swamp and be in the kingdom, and she can’t expect him to show up for her every single time. And even in that scene where they have to get dressed up, that was sort of that thing of like, “Come on Shrek, do this,” we turn it into like, “Please do this, I know it’s hard for you, but please can you do it.” Not, “I can’t believe you’re not going to do this for me.” So it’s that kind of mentality,” she adds.

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Britney Spears attended a party at club Teddy’s in Los Angeles on Saturday and spent the night in her underwear. She was in the back corner with her friends and her two bodyguards had blocked off the area. According to a witness:

“They were jumping around on the couches. And Britney was in her underwear.”
A waiter went to bus the table and was told, “No boys … no boys … you have to leave.” When a waitress asked if she wanted a drink, Britney said, “No, I’m just having Red Bull.” But, reports an eyewitness, while her friends did the ordering for, ostensibly, what they wanted to drink, it was Britney doing the drinking. Claims one on the scene: “Britney took shots throughout the night.”

I’m a fan of being pantless too, but at least I’ve got the decency to keep it in my own home. And what’s sad is this isn’t even surprising. The only thing people expect from Britney Spears these days is that she have a face. She could be spotted at a club eating a live baby and it wouldn’t even make the news.

And here she is at Millennium Dance Studio doing some sort of monkey impression.

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