Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle” in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn’t want to marry this? The class. The dignity. The great fashion sense. But most of all the class. It’d be like marrying the Monopoly man, only much much classier.

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Kim Kardashian showed up to the Sons of Hollywood party looking completely different than we’re used to seeing her: not covered in pee! Just kidding (but really not). I don’t know if it’s the red lipstick or what, but her face is almost unrecognizable. Like that punk I beat up the other day for hitting on my woman. He claims he was just asking the time, but I know the truth. I saw the way he tapped his wrist and inquisitively asked, “Do you have the time?” I would’ve been an ass not to beat him up.

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52-year-old Bruce Willis is reportedly dating 23-year-old Playmate Tamara Witmer, who’s only five years older than his daughter Rumer. Tamara says:

“He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”

As long as she’s cool with it then so am I. If you can show me a 52-year-old that would turn this down I’ll show you a 52-year-old that’s a homosexual. Or maybe lost his penis in a war. Or dead. Heck, I’ll show you a dead 52-year-old anyway. Buried under my house! Hyuk hyuk.

A few more shots of Tamara Witmer after the jump.

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Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher will star together in the romantic comedy What Happens in Vegas for 20th Century Fox, according to Variety. Director Julian Farino (Entourage) is looking to helm from a script by Dana Fox.

Penn Station’s Dean Georgaris and Mosaic Media’s Michael Aguilar are producing the comedy, which teams Diaz and Kutcher for the first time.

Set in Sin City, the story revolves around two people who discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The unhappy pair try to undermine each other and get their hands on the money — falling in love along the way.

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Britney Spears is allegedly so mad at her mom for urging her into rehab she’s cut off all communication with her and even refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother’s Day.

“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,” a “friend” of the 25-year-old singer told the National Enquirer. “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.” Lynne, 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. The Star is reporting a similar story. “Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,” the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ ”

Britney Spears has always had really good judgement and makes great decisions, so I’m sure this was for the best. As was me finding that giant treasure chest full of gold. At first I wasn’t so sure, but then I bought myself a space shuttle and decided , hey, maybe having a giant treasure chest full of gold isn’t so bad.

And here’s Britney at Millennium Dance Studio again, this time sporting ripped fishnets and a gigantic ass.

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Charlize Theron was spotted “catwalking” in front of a restaurant for almost five minutes as bystanders looked on in confusion.

Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star “putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant.” One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

Why do the pretty ones always have to be so stupid? She seems adorable enough, but what the hell is this? I’m surprised nobody stopped her and asked if she needed help finding her way home, making sure to speak extra slowly so she could understand.

For British eyes only!

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Charlize Theron was spotted “catwalking” in front of a restaurant for almost five minutes as bystanders looked on in confusion.

Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star “putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant.” One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

Why do the pretty ones always have to be so stupid? She seems adorable enough, but what the hell is this? I’m surprised nobody stopped her and asked if she needed help finding her way home, making sure to speak extra slowly so she could understand.

For British eyes only!

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