When somebody accidentally puts you number one on their list of hottest women, it’s only fair you show up to their party dressed like this to let them know what a horrible mistake they’ve made. Yeah, okay, it’s not like Lindsay Lohan is deformed, but there’s no way she should be number one on anybody’s list of hottest women. The only list she should ever top is Most Likely To Misspell Cat.

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Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best got into a huge fight at the Soho Grand Monday night after Lindsay accused him of cheating on her. The two started screaming at each other in the penthouse and then somehow ended up in the lobby. A source says:

“Calum’s clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room,” said one onlooker. Lohan seemed unfazed by reports of her British beau canoodling with another girl in the islands Friday night - but Best’s raunchy behavior at Cipriani Downtown on Sunday might have sent her over the edge. Our spies saw Best “collecting numbers from all the models” every time Lohan’s back was turned.

Additionally, last week a room-service staffer claims he saw Calum in bed with another girl when he was asked to restock their minibar around 4 am.

According to our source, Best had his shirt off and the girl was on the bed when the urgent delivery of little booze bottles arrived. Best is said to have invited the room-service guy to grab a tip from a pile of cash, saying: “It’s Lindsay’s money. I don’t care.”

This guy sounds great. Another winner for Lindsay. Seriously though, how does she end up with these guys? The only way she could be any more self destructive in her relationships is if she started dating land mines.

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Pamela Anderson has yet again spotted at trendy hotspots like Marix Tex Mex restaurant and the swanky Chateau Marmont on Sunset Strip.

She looked rather scary , with her eyes bugging out of her head and wearing a ‘baby-doll nightie’ looking black dress.

The dress was so short; it barely covered her ‘personal place’.  We’re sure she couldn’t have gotten in or out of a car without a bona fide crotch shot!

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Bad news for Minnie Driver and some exitement in Cameron Diaz’s life.Last September, Angel proposed to Driver while on vacation in Mexico. Now, only eight months later, he was seen arm in arm with Diaz. One witness to Angel’s and Diaz’s lovey-dovey display in Las Vegas on Monday night told London’s Daily Mail, “They were very obviously a couple enjoying a great date…They were cuddling and snuggling and he kept whispering in her ear – they looked very happy together.”

A friend of Minnie’s revealed that the “Riches” star is devastated. Says the pal, “I was so happy for her when I heard back in September that Criss had proposed – she’s 37 and she was very ready to settle down and start a family before it’s too late. Now I am worried that she will give up on men forever.”

This isn’t the first time Driver has suffered from a broken engagement. She called off her wedding to actor Josh Brolin, who is now married to Diane Lane, only six months after announcing their engagement. And Driver is no stranger to public humiliation either. She infamously heard of her split with Matt Damon while watching him announce it on the Oprah Winfrey show.

Minnie’s friend said, “I really can’t believe this has happened to her again. It’s so cruel and she doesn’t deserve it, she’s a great girl but she always seems to pick the wrong guy.”

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Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to “good behavior.” Additionally, they’ll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners.

“This was decided because of her high profile,” Whitmore told Reuters. “She will do fine if she follows the rules.”

I’m not going to argue with the special needs housing unit, because, well, that sounds about right, but what is this good behavior they’re talking about? The only thing she’s done so far is show up late to her court hearing. Oh, she didn’t murder anybody? That’s another 23 days off. At this rate they’ll end up sending her on a Hawaii vacation and apologizing.

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Britney Spears was spotted at Dominic restaurant wearing a leopard print bra under a very see-through shirt. It’s not like anybody’s expecting her to show up in her Sunday best, but Jesus. I know prostitutes with better fashion sense than this. And, well, let’s be honest, probably less sexual experience.

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Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) fractured four bones in her back Monday night after slipping on the marble steps at Buddakan.

A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent’s hospital and had to cancel an appearance on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and a Harper’s Bazaar shoot. Fischer’s rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she’s “doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her.”

She’s lucky she’s not paralyzed. And how did she fracture four bones from slipping? Is she made out of glass? I got hit by a truck once while napping in the street and all I suffered was a headache. Although the truck exploded on impact and I think the driver died. Maybe all the ladies are right. Maybe I am too manly.

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