Pamela Anderson, star of the upcoming Blonde and Blonder with Denise Richards and directed by her brother, made no new fans at Cannes this year, getting booed by paparazzi after showing up late for a photo session and only posing for a few shots. Cannes is an unusual event because there are so many international photographers there that they schedule sessions with the paparazzi and Pamela Anderson didn’t take her allotted time too seriously, showing up late and barely taking any time to pose. The Baywatch star had also already complained about how crazy everything was at Cannes, calling it a frenzy, and when Pam didn’t stay long enough for enough shots, the photographers assembled let her have it.

Pamela Anderson said to AP Television News that Cannes was quite glamorous, but noted,

“Even watching it on television this morning, seeing these people, it’s like the actors are prodded through like cattle, ‘turn this way, turn that way’”

Up until recently, Pamela Anderson had said that she wouldn’t attend Cannes, but changed her mind and decided to make the trip to promote Blonde and Blonder, which is screening on the sidelines of the official lineup, in more of a publicity context than a competition. Anderson said to the AP, “My kids come first even in my schedule. When I schedule anything that I do, it’s around their baseball games or their soccer matches or their…everything.”

Pamela Anderson wrote on her personal website on Monday, “Now I am off to Cannes to support my brother’s movie Blonde And Blonder. Just for one day.”

Blonde and Blonder stars Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards in what the AP calls “Dumb and Dumber meets Legally Blonde.” The film also stars Emmanuelle Vaugier, who also appeared at Cannes and was, apparently, not booed by photographers. No official release date has been announced for Blonde and Blonder starring Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, and Emmanuelle Vaugier. It’s the only credit in any state of production for Pamela Anderson, according to the IMDB.

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Cameron Diaz made a bit of a, ahem, boob on live US TV when she appeared on the hit Ellen Degeneres show. The CHARLIE’S ANGELS star was talking about her break-up with Justin Timberlake when Degeneres said:

“They’re asking you to pull up your shirt.”

Diaz replied: “Excuse moi. Thank you. I went through so many foolproofs on this too - ‘It ain’t gonna fall out, I promise’. I hate double-stick tape; you can always see double-stick tape.”

“Well, we saw something else.” Degeneres added.

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Britney Spears was spotted leaving Millennium Dance Studio without her makeup on and, uh, well, Jesus. I mean, really, oh my God. What is this? Natural beauty only works if you’re naturally beautiful. And this is not that. I’d suggest makeup but we’ve already seen how poorly that works. Might I suggest a face transplant? My friend got one the other day and she looks great. And yeah, maybe she’s dead now, but that’s the price you have to pay for beauty. Well that and $5,000. To me. For the operation. I’m a surgeon!

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Pamela Anderson got booed at the Cannes Film Festival today when she showed up late for a photo session and only stuck around for a few minutes. Which is lame, better there’s so many better things to be booing. Like war. Or terrorism. Or your kid’s piano recital. God, Timmy, did you even practice? Looks like somebody’s sleeping in the cage again.

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have broken up after Mayer reportedly dumped her last weekend. Additionally, sources are claiming Jessica Simpson has turned her back on Operation Smile when she didn’t attend their benefit the other night.

“She’s turned her back on them,” the spy said. “She got a lot of good publicity from the charity but refused to let pictures of her be in the commemorative book and hasn’t done anything with them in a year.”

I don’t care about either of these stories, I just wanted to post this picture of Jessica Simpson at Cannes with her super lopsided breasts. If it were anybody except John Mayer I’d understand why he dumped her. Except it is John Mayer. So I don’t. When you look the way he does, you should be thankful if you manage to get a date with a store mannequin. Or a telephone book with a mouth drawn on in lipstick.

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Mischa Barton was spotted leaving Boujis nightclub with her breast completely hanging out. I mean really just completely out there. She probably could’ve made a better fitting top out of toilet paper and some tape. Which, ironically, is what I used to make this suit I’m wearing. The fellows at this afternoon’s important business meeting are going to be impressed today!

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A woman claims Lindsay Lohan stole a shirt and other clothing after visiting the woman’s apartment while she was away for a few days. Unfortunately, Lindsay won’t face felony grand theft charges because Los Angeles prosecutors can’t prove the case, with the rejection notice saying a house sitter had invited Lohan over and told authorities that she had given Lohan some clothing.

However, a plaid shirt that Lohan supposedly was wearing didn’t match photos of a shirt that the alleged victim said was missing. “The bottom line is that Lohan can’t be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with (the housesitter’s) permission,” Deputy District Attorney Greg Somes wrote in the rejection notice.

So basically the house sitter invited Lindsay Lohan over and gave all the owner’s clothes away to her. This is the worst house sitter in the history of house sitters. My last housesitter blew up my home after hosting a KKK meeting there and I’d still rather use them again over this woman.

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