Lindsay Lohan partied at Anchor Bar with two friends the other night and was spotted “drinking vodka straight from the bottle.” Which, in case you didn’t know, is exactly what’s recommended after leaving rehab. As is getting lip injections and looking like some sort of cartoon clown prostitute. So really she’s on the road to recovery.

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Eva Longoria was one of many celebrities at the “Spike for Hope” celebrity charity volleyball tournament over the weekend to help kids with cancer. Because for some reason, celebrities doing this is helpful. I mean, duh, look at them. Sure, I’ve devoted my life to researching and battling cancer and spend all my free time at the children’s oncology ward interacting with patients, but these are the real heroes here. They played volleyball.

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Pamela Anderson had an awkward encounter with her ex, Kid Rock at Cannes.

According to reports, Pamela Anderson and her latest squeeze, football star David Binn headed to a Playboy party on May 17 at the trendy disco “The VIP Room”, where she ran into Rock, who was apparently enjoying his night with current girlfriend May Anderson.

According to sources, the former Baywatch babe was shocked after learning that Rock was with some girls.

Sources also revealed that Kid immediately left the joint when he heard his ex-wife had arrived.

“Pamela was shocked when she heard Kid Rock was with some girls. So she made a show of snogging David!” the Mirror quoted a source, as saying.

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Pamela Anderson had a photoshoot at Cannes which, of course, featured her in a bikini. I’m not even sure it’s technically possible to take a photo of her fully clothed. I tried once at church, but when I uploaded the pictures to my computer she was completely naked and taking a bath. And it wasn’t even Pamela Anderson anymore. It was my hot neighbor who likes to take baths with her window open. Weird, huh?

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Britney Spears allegedly stormed off a plane minutes before take-off because it didn’t have leather seats, causing a one hour delay to her flight from Los Angeles to Florida. A fellow passenger tells the News of the World:

“It was quite astonishing. The doors had been closed for about ten minutes, everyone was strapped in and the plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up and said she had to get off. She just said ‘I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.’ I heard everything but most people were left wondering what was going on, so the captain was forced to make an apology to all the other passengers over the tannoy. It was quite a fiasco but she didn’t seem to care about anything except getting off that plane. All the passengers were furious.”

I have no idea if this story is true, but I’m going to assume it is because it sounds like something Britney Spears would do. Although brushing her teeth with the TV remote also sounds like something she would do. Hell, anything a person with an IQ under 6 would do sounds like something Britney Spears would do.

And here’s Britney Spears shopping in Miami, Florida, wearing a top that’s almost too dignified. I suspect she stole it from the Queen of England.

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This is the painfully fake make-up scene between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Everybody knows reality shows are fake, but this is just insulting. They could morph into giant robots and battle a monster and it’d probably be closer to reality.

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Sylvester Stallone was fined $2,500 by an Australian court Monday for illegally bringing in 48 vials of human growth hormone which he claimed was prescribed to him to help boost his body while filming Rambo.

“This stuff gives your body a boost and you feel and look good,” Stallone said in a customs interview. “Doing Rambo is hard work, and I am going to be in Burma for a while. Where do you think I am going to get this stuff in Burma?”

At least he admitted he’s on something. Have you seen him recently? Nobody should look the way he does, let alone a 60-year-old. His face should be on public service announcements, with big bold letters saying: “If you look like this, it’s time to see a doctor.” Or, I dunno, a veterinarian.

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