Britney Spears was spotted in Hollywood once again at Millennium Dance Studios. And maybe I’ve just forgotten what breasts are supposed to look like, but those things don’t look right at all. She looks like she got breast implants, only the doctor called in sick and they sent in a chimpanzee to perform the surgery instead.

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Watch the top video. Watch the bottom video. Laugh. Or if you don’t think you can handle the screeching just skip straight to the bottom video.

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What do you call it when Pamela Anderson blames the lighting for making her boobs look bigger than they actually are? She has a great chance of winning the next Presidential election HAHAHAHAHAH

When someone knows how to put the blame of something disastrous on something totally unexpected, then the person has a potential of being sworn in as America’s next President

“I swear, I don’t feel that big and when I look at them on TV I think ‘who is that?’

They just go, wooo…. They expand. It’s lighting. It’s all lighting!” The Sun quoted her, as saying.

See… I told ya!

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Cameron Diaz’s new man says she is “amazing.”

The ‘Shrek 3′ star recently began dating magician Criss Angel and the illusionist admits he is completely smitten.

Criss, 39, told People magazine, “Cameron is an amazing person. I’m so honoured to be able to call her my friend.”

While the pair are yet to confirm their romance, friends say they are already very close.

A source said, “I don’t know how to classify them. But she is using the word ‘we’ to mean her and Criss.”

Last week, Cameron, 34, flew to Las Vegas for an intimate dinner with Criss at Treasure Island Hotel and Casino’s Social House restaurant.

The couple continued their evening partying at PURE Nightclub, where they were seen cosying up in the VIP area.

The pair then headed to Hard Rock Hotel and Casino’s Body English club at around 1.15am.

The week before, Cameron and Criss - who was briefly engaged to British actress Minnie Driver - were seen together at the VH1 Rock Honours party, before moving on to the Jet Nightclub with Drew Barrymore.

On May 5, they enjoyed dinner at Bellagio’s Prime Steakhouse and caught a performance of Cirque du Soleil’s Beatles tribute show ‘LOVE.’

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at a gas station uncharacteristically hiding from the paparazzi and very characteristically not wearing a bra. Although moments later when she got into her car she forgot what she was pretending to do and started posing again. She’s like a child. If she saw an ice cream truck while driving she’d probably jump out of her car to chase after it while shouting, “Gimme gimme!”

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are unofficially officially back on. Mayer was spotted at the SoHo Grand hotel sneaking into Jessica’s room around 2am Tuesday, and the two checked out together at noon.

Don’t read too much into it though. If I was in a relationship for every midnight sex romp I’ve had I’d have like, what, zero? No wait, I mean a lot. Like a million. Oh yeah, I do it all the time. I’m very popular.

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Victoria Beckham is super huge in Britain, but she’s barely made a blip in the United States and has turned to tipping off paparazzi and staging events for attention.

She staged a bizarre publicity visit Monday to the Pleasure Chest sex shop in West Hollywood, accompanied by a blowup doll dressed like her as a “decoy.” How cheeky! The paparazzi were tipped off and waiting.

How sad. When I was desperate for attention as a kid I just drew on the walls with crayon. Maybe she should try that. Or sleep with the star quarterback. That works pretty well in movies too. I’m just full of useful advice!

And here’s Victoria Beckham getting conveniently stopped by the police Tuesday with her entire film crew and 100 million bystanders.

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