Lindsay Lohan says she’s collaborating with the CEO of Maverick Records, Guy Oseary, and is going to start work on a new album which will have an “urban pop” sound. She tells MTV News, “We’ll start in probably June or July and take four months.”

The only song I know from her first album was her single, and judging by that I’d say it’d be pretty hard for this new one to be any worse. The entire album could be her coughing and banging on bongos and it’d still be an improvement. Although I pray to God they let her write one of her own songs. Because, you know, she’s really talented and I’m sure it’d be really good. What did you think I was going to say? You’re mean.

And here’s Lindsay Lohan at Hyde with her bra just completely hanging out.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted on the red carpet of the Ocean’s 13 premiere at the Cannes Film Festival Thursday. Angelina looked like her usual self, but Brad showed up looking like that kid in elementary school I used to take lunch money from and give wedgies. Although to be fair, I basically did that to every single person at my school, including the teachers and principal. Being 6′2″ at the age of 12 and having tree trunks for arms sort of helped. Drink your milk, kids.

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Cameron Diaz is pleased that her character Princess Fiona turns into a ‘badass’ feminist in ‘Shrek the third’.

The ‘Charlie’s Angels’ actress insisted that unlike the other princesses in the film, rather then waiting for the hero, Fiona decided to save herself in the movie.

“Sleeping Beauty and the others decide that, instead of being damsels in distress wondering when our prince will come, we band together and with the help of Julie Andrews [who plays Fiona’s queenly mother] to save ourselves,” Daily Express quoted Diaz, as saying.

The actress loved the female characters getting ‘badass’ and not waiting for others to help.

“We get kind of ‘badass’ and burn our bras,” she said.

“I love that they are proactive and not waiting for somebody else to help,” she added.

Diaz has voiced the very down-to-earth and feisty Princess Fiona in the hit animated franchise.

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Britney Spears was spotted in her bikini on a yacht at Marina del Rey yesterday. Which would’ve produced boners seven years ago, but now sounds like some sort of threat. And it’s hard to tell for sure, but judging from these three pictures it looks like she forgot to shave her armpits. ‘Forgot’ implying that she usually does. Who knows these days. She could grow a beard and a mustache and it would actually make sense to me.

A ton more of Britney Spears in her bikini at Marina del Rey after the jump.

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Fox News brought in the most batshit crazy woman in the world to call the American Idol winner Jordan Sparks obese. I’m all for making fun of people but this bitch is out of he mind. I defy you to sit through this without wanting to punch the woman in the throat. I also defy you to stare into my eyes without getting lost in a sea of beauty and mystery. It’s been scientifically proven to be impossible.

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In a message to her fans on her personal site, Jessica Simpson says she was inspired by Michelangelo and is on a path of self discovery. She writes:

Hey everyone. I hope you are all doing well! I am getting ready to start MAJOR MOVIE STAR and I am so excited! I just got back from spending some time in Europe, and while I was there I visited many museums, and have been reading about different artists. I have also been writing a lot in my journal recently. I was reading a book about Michelangelo and there were 2 quotes that caught my attention -

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.” Michelangelo

^(3)Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing.^(2)

These quotes inspired me to write the below passage. I hope you can find your own individual meaning in it, as I keep coming back to it and find new strength.

“Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we’ve mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this…
What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action?
Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?
I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I’ve discovered somewhere worth traveling to…
In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity. There is no discovery.”

No, that’s not a mistake, she actually quoted herself. And it’s not like there’s anything wrong with what she wrote, but you’d have to be an idiot to seek advice from Jessica Simpson. If you’re looking for imaginary boobs to squeeze, Jessica Simpson’s your woman. But if you’re looking for life lessons, you’d be better off listening to your pet turtle.

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The National Enquirer is claiming that Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe hooked up in a bathroom at Les Deux last week. A source told the magazine that Ryan stopped by Britney’s table and “Britney had her arms around him.” She then allegedly followed Phillippe into the men’s room and, after getting worried, her bodyguards are said to have “busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing.”

I want to believe this is true, but I have serious problems believing Ryan Phillippe would make out with Britney Spears. Housetraining maybe, but not making out. It’s not like he’s getting Reese Witherspoon quality women anymore, but he’s still a few steps above farm animal.

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