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Shanna Moakler wrote a post on her MySpace yesterday taking a jab at Lindsay Lohan and then going into an attack on Paris Hilton. She writes:

HERES A TIP….

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo

And this is Lindsay Lohan’s reponse on her alleged MySpace, which I’m not actually convinced is hers:

starkitten

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career

for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

Just in case you had any doubt that Hollywood is just slightly less mature than junior high. They might as well be accusing each other of having cooties here. And then one of them would be all, “Oh no you did not just brought it.” And then the other would be like, “Oh yes I did just broughted it.” And then they’d make a movie about it and it’d be awesome. Word.

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Britney Spears was spotted in Bel Air over the weekend wearing what I hope was a wet bikini under her clothes. Either that or she started lactating while simultaneously peeing herself. And sure, why not? It’d still be the most normal thing she’s done in the past three months.

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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly heading back to rehab after she crashed her car over the weekend and was photographed two nights later (above) completely trashed in the passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend Samantha Ronson. The NY Daily News reports:

“She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” In Touch quoted a friend of the actress as saying. “She is going willingly.” The pair had just left a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when a paparazzo caught up to them at a gas station around 4a.m. yesterday … Ronson tried in vain to rouse her sleeping pal, who wore a gray hoodie but no seatbelt, when she realized a photographer was snapping away … Ironically, the photos show a medallion dangling in front of the slumbering star from the rear-view mirror. It reads “30 Days” - a reference to the number of days of sobriety. One particularly shocking photo shows Lohan out of the car and on her knees, being watched over by two unidentified men as she seems to vomit on the sidewalk. Another shot shows what appears to be an inch-long fresh cut on the back of her left hand. It was unclear how or when she got the injury.

In Touch claims Lindsay checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday afternoon, which sounds sketchy at best. I’m not saying their reporting isn’t reliable, but they once claimed that I totally made out with Jessica Alba. Which actually turns out to be true, but, wait, where was I going with this again?

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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly heading back to rehab after she crashed her car over the weekend and was photographed two nights later (above) completely trashed in the passenger seat of a car being driven by her friend Samantha Ronson. The NY Daily News reports:

“She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,” In Touch quoted a friend of the actress as saying. “She is going willingly.” The pair had just left a Memorial Day pool party at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood when a paparazzo caught up to them at a gas station around 4a.m. yesterday … Ronson tried in vain to rouse her sleeping pal, who wore a gray hoodie but no seatbelt, when she realized a photographer was snapping away … Ironically, the photos show a medallion dangling in front of the slumbering star from the rear-view mirror. It reads “30 Days” - a reference to the number of days of sobriety. One particularly shocking photo shows Lohan out of the car and on her knees, being watched over by two unidentified men as she seems to vomit on the sidewalk. Another shot shows what appears to be an inch-long fresh cut on the back of her left hand. It was unclear how or when she got the injury.

In Touch claims Lindsay checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday afternoon, which sounds sketchy at best. I’m not saying their reporting isn’t reliable, but they once claimed that I totally made out with Jessica Alba. Which actually turns out to be true, but, wait, where was I going with this again?

UPDATE: It’s been confirmed, Lindsay Lohan was escorted by her lawyer and checked into the Promises rehab facility yesterday.

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Looks like Pamela Anderson cant let go her time in 1990s hit Tv show Baywatch - she still wears the show’s iconic swimsuit at home.

The Tv star admits she still puts on the famed red swimwear whenever she can.

She says, “I still put it on a lot, and run around in slow motion. Then I jump out of the shower and rescue whatever man is with me at the time.”

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Britney Spears has written another message to her fans on her official site, except this one is 80 pages long and I believe has an appendix. She writes:

Dear Fans,

I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person…it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.

I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter…to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a “bitch.”

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.

I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want…and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him…or her.

Love, Britney

Quote of the month…

It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You?re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.

She says she doesn’t want to blame anybody and then goes on to blame like three or four or eight different people. And I might even feel sorry for her, except that it’s tough to forget about stuff like this or this or this or this. In the words of Batman: “It’s not who you are underneath, it’s what you do that defines you.” And me? Well this morning I saved an orphanage from burning down and then nursed a sick kitten back to health. I’m just saying.

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Cameron Diaz, one of the most renowned faces and hottest female actors in Hollywood wonders why people want to have plastic surgeries to change their looks.

“Urgh! Have you seen those shows where ordinary people want to look like Britney Spears or Brad Pitt? The Daily Express quoted her, as saying.

“What on earth possesses them to want to destroy their own character? To go under the knife to do that, well, it’s sick,” she added.

Diaz, who was forced to have her nose fixed last year after she started to experience breathing problems, insisted that she will never opt to modify her features, even when she grows older.

“I had to have work on my nose for a deviated septum but I would never do anything else. I think beauty comes from the inside. When I see women who have had plastic surgery I find it unnerving. All I can see is the surgery. The person who has had it has vanished. I don’t want to look like that,” she said.

Diaz also divulged that she had no worries about turning 35 soon and added that being in the 30’s is much easier.

“When I was in my 20s, I couldn’t wait to be in my 30s - and I was totally right. It’s so much easier being in your 30s. You have a lot more experience and you know, if you behave in a certain way, what the outcome is going to be,” she said.

“When you’re in your 30s, you have enough restraint to rethink that impulse. And you have the strategy of how to get to where it’s a happier place,” she added.

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