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The always pleasant Avril Lavgine was spotted leaving the Roosevelt Hotel giving paparazzi the finger. Man, what a lady. I read somewhere they were going to ask her to write the Miss Manners column, but were afraid everybody would get discouraged when nobody could live up to the example she’d set. I believe their exact words were, “Her manners! They’re too mannerly! She’s too mannerful!” And then they just repeatedly screamed “manners” for three hours straight. I dunno, I guess that’s what they do in the newspaper business.

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Even though Nicole Richie has the same DUI charge as Paris Hilton and a record as a repeat offender, she still has her driver’s license and nobody seems to know why. TMZ reports:

Paris was busted September 7, 2006 — and around 5 months later, she had already lost her driving privileges and was later arrested for violating her probation for driving on the suspended license. Richie was busted for DUI on December 11, 2006 — and almost 6 months later, she is not only still driving … but the California DMV hasn’t even begun to take action against her … [A rep for the California DMV] said: “I have no idea why Nicole still has her license.”

What the hell are they talking about? So now all of a sudden taking drugs and driving on the wrong side of a freeway is grounds for losing your license? Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Next you’ll tell me I shouldn’t steer with my feet, or cover my face with both hands when switching lanes.

UPDATE: Turns out the DMV only has a mandatory license suspension when alcohol is involved, and Nicole Richie only smoked pot and took Vicodin. Take that legal system!

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Jessica Simpson was spotted at a pharmacy in LA looking like she just wandered in off the street. You can’t always look your best all the time, but you should never look like this. I’ve seen homeless people who looked more put together. Hell, I’ve seen piles of garbage that looked more presentable. And I have no idea why, but this picture cracks me up. She looks like she stole her pants from some big fat guy named Carl.

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This is an anti-drunk driving public service announcement Lindsay Lohan filmed two years ago with A Simple Plan, before getting arrested for a DUI and checking into rehab. Oh, the irony. She basically laughs her way through, which is to be expected. It’d be like Godzilla filming an anti-shooting beams out of your mouth and fighting giant moth creatures PSA. You can’t expect him to do that with a straight face.

And because Lindsay really knows how to make good decisions, her lawyer says her 21st birthday bash in Vegas is still on. He tells BWE: “Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun. Part of sobriety is that you can go out into normal society and just go out. Who say’s you can’t move your boot on the dance floor?”

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Paris Hilton has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her home 9 AM Monday so she can get done up and look her best for the media when she walks into prison. A friend tells Rush & Molloy:

“The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies. Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to prison. It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater … Paris doesn’t do contrite very well. She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she’ll hand that to her sister [Nicky] as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears.”

Paris has also decided to write a prison diary during her 23-day sentence, in hopes of publishing it upon release.

“Paris’ prison diary will make a more dramatic read than Martha Stewart’s. If she can make it believable, and not exaggerate too much, she might expect to make a million dollars out of it.”

You know, maybe getting all done up before entering a prison filled with lonely inmates might not be the best idea. After the mustached creatures they’re used to seeing, Paris is going to look like a lobster stuffed with fillet mignon. And I don’t know if she’ll be able to find a publisher for her diary. There’s not a very large market these days for books filled with 23 pages of frowny faces.

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In a statement regarding yesterday’s leaked telephone conversation, Paula Abdul tells TMZ:

“I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media. This is not only illegal but also highly unethical. While I don’t feel a need to justify or explain my conversation, even as a public figure I do feel my privacy has been violated and find this action to be unacceptable.”

I agree that sometimes the public can go too far. Just the other day somebody broke into my home and stole all the trophies I won for being the world’s greatest lover. So, you know, if you come over that’s probably why you won’t find them anywhere.

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Eva Longoria is looking forward to become a restaurateur and she has made a huge move towards it.

Longoria has teamed up with club promoter Jonas Lowrance to launch a new bistro. The Desperate Housewives star has invested $250,000 in the project which will be called Beso. The project will open in July this year. Looks like July is going to be great for Eva both personally and professionally.

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