Maggie Gyllenhaal was spotted breastfeeding her daughter in public in New York City. And I really don’t know what to say to these. It’s not like it’s Paris Hilton walking around with her vagina hanging out. It’s breastfeeding. Making fun of her would be like going to a nude beach and making fun of everybody for being naked. Which, you know, I usually only do on Thursdays.

These are all probably NSFW depending on how your work feels about a baby sucking on an exposed breast for milk. Personally, mine doesn’t care. Although my boss also happens to be a puppy dachshund that runs around my living room trying to eat all my stereo equipment.

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Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler bumped into each other while grabbing lunch at Sant Ambroeus in New York yesterday, and apparently Liv Tyler greets people by making out with them. That’s a pretty passionate kiss right there. It actually looks like Bosworth is trying to escape here. If I kissed my friends like that I probably wouldn’t have any more friends. Not because I’d be shunned or anything, but because they’d die once they experienced the ecstasy that is my mouth. That’s right, ladies. *wink*

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Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (two people you absolutely do not know) are apparently having some sort of wannabe-celebrity reality TV cat fight. Heidi is desperate for more face time on the MTV reality series The Hills so she’s been crashing scenes with her “best friend” Lauren.

“Heidi’s been showing up at shoots uninvited,” a source tells Us. “She knows her best chance for airtime next season [which premieres in August] is to be in sequences with Lauren.” The drama came to a head May 30 after Montag, 20 – now engaged to Spencer Pratt, 23 – clashed with Conrad, 21, at L.A. nightclub Les Deux. “Lauren was screaming, ‘You’re pathetic!’” says a witness. “Lauren was using her hands wildly, saying she didn’t want to deal with Heidi.”

Since nobody knows who the hell these two are, I figured I’d make this post at least somewhat entertaining by putting up some old pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini. And you can’t see, but I’m also juggling chainsaws for you. And after that I’ll be performing some magic. Be entertained!

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Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (two people you absolutely do not know) are apparently having some sort of wannabe-celebrity reality TV cat fight. Heidi is desperate for more face time on the MTV reality series The Hills so she’s been crashing scenes with her “best friend” Lauren.

“Heidi’s been showing up at shoots uninvited,” a source tells Us. “She knows her best chance for airtime next season [which premieres in August] is to be in sequences with Lauren.” The drama came to a head May 30 after Montag, 20 – now engaged to Spencer Pratt, 23 – clashed with Conrad, 21, at L.A. nightclub Les Deux. “Lauren was screaming, ‘You’re pathetic!’” says a witness. “Lauren was using her hands wildly, saying she didn’t want to deal with Heidi.”

Since nobody knows who the hell these two are, I figured I’d make this post at least somewhat entertaining by putting up some old pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini. And you can’t see, but I’m also juggling chainsaws for you. And after that I’ll be performing some magic. Be entertained!

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Remember that video clip of Paris Hilton trying not to cry as Sarah Silverman made fun of her at the MTV Movie Awards? Well Paris was overheard backstage saying:

“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”

Oh, my ears! My innocent ears! Who knew Paris was capable of such petty anger? Not me. I once saw a man murder her parents and then make fun of the way she was dressed. And you know what she did? You know what Paris did? She bought him lunch. Because that’s just the kind of girl she is. A heart so warm it makes rainbows cry.

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Cuba Gooding Jr. is being called a hero for saving a shooting victim’s life last week. Cuba was waiting in front of a restaurant when a kid who was bleeding from the neck collapsed in front of him. Cuba cradled him in his arms and hailed down a police car. Gatecrasher reports:

[Cuba] was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant “when he heard four gunshots,” says a source. “Cuba was picking up dinner for his family on the night of Memorial Day,” says the spy. “He saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward him. The kid was bleeding from his neck and collapsed.” Gooding cradled the victim, described as a man around 20 years old, and called into the restaurant for towels. “They came out with paper towels and he said, ‘No, we need real towels!’” says the source. The actor stemmed the bleeding and hailed a passing police car. He waited on the scene until an ambulance arrived.

I guess that’s pretty cool, but if he really wanted to be a hero he should’ve jumped in front of the bullet, in slow motion, while going “Yeeeeaaaaarrrrgggh!”

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have broken up again - this time, apparently, for good. A source close to Mayer says: “It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road. It is definitely over – the relationship has ended.”

A source close to Simpson confirms: “They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold. This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring.”

These guys are on and off again so often there’s no point even talking about it. By the time I finish this sentence they’ll already have gotten back together and broken up like seven more times. Which is slightly more than my relationship with Jessica Alba. Look, baby, it’s over. The late night calls pleading for just one more night of ravaging are getting creepy. Have a little dignity.

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